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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    Both of them have the same goal ==> to find me a Lao wife!!
    Laos wives better than Thai wives mate - lots of success stories to be found here - not as fukin devious as thais - and 10x more beautiful - go for it. Will it be wife No. 73 though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I have unearthed shocking news about 2 separate and devious plans here in sleepy Luang Prabang, where I am the target!

    Both of them have the same goal ==> to find me a Lao wife!!

    Plan 1 - I rent the upstairs of an upmarket teakwood house that overlooks the river. The millionaire owner lives downstairs. He and a teacher at my school intend to throw a fcuking big party with hot women,



    invite me to attend as a matter of politeness, and then hope that nature takes it's course and I drag 1 (or more) women upstairs.

    Plan 2 - A more gentle plan that the school admin staff have apparently organised to find a nice Lao lady who matches my tastes,


    (where they are going to find a 20-year old nympho in tight denim shorts who bangs like a Chinese firecracker, I don't know..)

    Apparently, all are concerned that I might get lonely in LP and bugger off back to Thailand. My management style at the school (do whatever u want cos I don't give a flying) is appreciated by all staff.

    (In case other school staff - especially Americans - read that last comment, it is a classic example of my British sense of humour ==> it is a JOKE!).

    Now one could get lonely in LP I suppose, but money can always find a solution.

    I need to see how I can play this to my advantage. Plan A seems to offer the best opportunity for some wild action, but Plan B might prove fruitful.

    What's my next move??

    Simon
    Simon, not really an appropriate post for the head of a school...............just a thought

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    Simon 43,

    You do of course realise that sexual intercourse outside marriage is a very serious offence in Laos. I even heard of the police raiding the homes of married expats!

    I would say the teachers at your school are trying to set you up to get caught and locked up.

    Just sayin...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rupert Wanger View Post
    Laos wives better than Thai wives mate - lots of success stories to be found here - not as fukin devious as thais - and 10x more beautiful - go for it.
    Ethnically a lot of wives in Thailand are Lao
    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
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    What nice friends and colleagues you have Simon. All mine want to do is drag me to the "Strip" in Ban Chang!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    You do of course realise that sexual intercourse outside marriage is a very serious offence in Laos.
    yes..............you have to be really sneaky when your shaggin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    I would say the teachers at your school are trying to set you up to get caught and locked up.
    Yes. They probably realize he is a shit head of school and want rid. Laos law dictates that there is a 3 month probation period before a WP is issued. If he has surpassed this time limit they will set him up so they don't have to pay an additional 1 month salary to add to moneys owed upon his dismissal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Ethnically a lot of wives in Thailand are Lao
    yeah.........agreed. Especially Isaan

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    Simon, if you keep this up you will be the most efficient hotel builder in SE Asia.

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    Simon, not really an appropriate post for the head of a school..
    Lighten up! And understand also when I am cracking jokes! (Are you American???)

    I am also legally divorced and quite entitled to seek a new partner. I'm also fully aware of the Lao law regarding sex outside marriage.

    Did I say that I was going to break the law?

    Is making jokes a forbidden occupation for headmasters?

    One reason why my school has happy staff and happy students is because of the informal (but efficient) way in which I run the place.

    I have a 12-month WP and 12-month residence permit and 12-month B2 business visa, and a 12-month permit to crack jokes and write sexual innuendos on web-sites......

    Simon
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Headteachers I have worked for are either efficient and don't smile, or they smile a lot to cover up their inefficiencies. I am a former headteacher and I used to smile an awful lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    and a 12-month permit to crack jokes and write sexual innuendos on web-sites......
    I suppose you didn't get an interview for the jobs you applied to at Harrow, NIST, Bangkok Patana etc then Simon?

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    Simon Hilton, South East Asian playboy exroadinaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rupert Wanger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    and a 12-month permit to crack jokes and write sexual innuendos on web-sites......
    I suppose you didn't get an interview for the jobs you applied to at Harrow, NIST, Bangkok Patana etc then Simon?
    Let the man be, Rupert. This website is a place to relax away from work and stresses...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rupert Wanger
    Yes. They probably realize he is a shit head of school and want rid. Laos law dictates that there is a 3 month probation period before a WP is issued. If he has surpassed this time limit they will set him up so they don't have to pay an additional 1 month salary to add to moneys owed upon his dismissal.
    Says the man whom has worked in 8 or 9 countries in a decade or so. Why do you keep leaving ? Schools not renewing your contract ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rupert Wanger
    I suppose you didn't get an interview for the jobs you applied to at Harrow, NIST, Bangkok Patana etc then Simon?
    Did you ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    I am also legally divorced and quite entitled to seek a new partner.
    Sorry Simon, but the law clearly states: Three strikes and you're OUT! So that said, three ex-wives prove beyond any reasonable doubt that women and you are forbidden fruit. Stick with Ladyboys as Betty has suggested every so subtly by exposing his most recent conquest with big hands and flat webbed feet like a duck.

    BTW, being headmaster of the school you've pictured is a bit like being headmaster at the nuclear site of Bikini Atoll after the bombs were dropped. (American humor)

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    I suppose you didn't get an interview for the jobs you applied to at Harrow, NIST, Bangkok Patana etc then Simon?
    I didn't apply to any of those schools - I have no desire to live and work in Bangkok.

    I was working in Myanmar last year and applied to Myanmar International School and International School Myanmar (confusing names!). Got firm job offers from both of them at a higher salary than my previous Myanmar job. I turned them both down AND did not renew my existing contract because - as you can read on previous threads - I was unsuccessful in getting my radio ham licence in Myanmar.

    As for working in Thailand, the only place i'd consider is in Phuket, and I am not qualified for BIS (need British QTS). I took the Lao job because it sounded very interesting and a good challenge - teaching/managing in Bangkok is hardly difficult now, is it?

    As for working in many countries previously, remember that I was working as a software/electronics contractor. for 15 years. So I went where the job was, whether it was for 3 months or 3 years.

    I think of Phuket as my home now. But it is a bit spoilt by the presence of my ex's, which is why I like to get as far away from them now and then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    I think of Phuket as my home now. But it is a bit spoilt by the presence of my ex's, which is why I like to get as far away from them now and then
    So, approximately how much of the world is "spoilt" by the presence of 48 (and counting) ex wives?

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    So, approximately how much of the world is "spoilt" by the presence of 48 (and counting) ex wives?
    Let's see, all of the UK, especially Buckinghamshire, most of Thailand, including Issan and Bangkok and Phuket when the ex's are in residence, south Thailand also (I had another mad GF there).

    I suppose the ideal location for me to live is somewhere with hot weather and hot women and absolutely no opportunities to build a hotel.

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    A volcanic ridge sounds good.

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