Hold the front page !! Kate's gone into labour !

**nigelandjan** · 23-07-2013, 12:41 AM

Now if this is gonna be anything like her " incredibley severe bouts of morning sickness like no other Mother experienced " then this is gonna be hell for our Kate ,, huffing and puffing squeezing and heaving the latest oik outta the womb for us taxpayers to foot the bill for .

On the upside Charlie will not be sweating that his first grandchild is gonna appear with " awkward ginger hair " that could have ruined the whole event with those very uncomfortable comments around the bar as the gentry whoop it up to welcome the latest parasite on board .

Whoop whoop bloody whoop !!!!! I aint going to bed tonight just incase of any news ,, I wanna be the first to know whoop whoop !!!!!!

Kate Middleton is in labour! The royal baby is on its way! "Things are progressing normally", says spokesperson | heatworld.com

**Dillinger** · 23-07-2013, 12:43 AM

Your only 10 hours late Nige

**patsycat** · 23-07-2013, 12:59 AM

No he's not. the sprog hasn't arrived yet.

**nigelandjan** · 23-07-2013, 01:48 AM

Yeah she,s still in there mate ,, in a private wing in a private hospital

**nigelandjan** · 23-07-2013, 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Your only 10 hours late Nige

Well some of us have to work for a living mate

**Tickiteboo** · 23-07-2013, 02:32 AM

'tis a boy - just been announced

**Mr Lick** · 23-07-2013, 02:47 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...nIg_HQxM#t=32s

**nigelandjan** · 23-07-2013, 02:48 AM

whay !!!!!!!!!!! whoop whoop !!!!!

**Mr Lick** · 23-07-2013, 02:52 AM

Royal baby: Kate gives birth to boy

The couple did not know the sex of their first child

The Duchess of Cambridge has given birth to a baby boy, Kensington Palace has announced.

The baby was delivered at 16:24 BST at St Mary's Hospital in Paddington, west London, weighing 8lb 6oz.

The palace said in a statement that the duchess and the baby were "doing well" and would stay in hospital overnight.

The news has been displayed on an ornate easel in the forecourt of Buckingham Palace in line with tradition.

A bulletin, signed by key medical staff, was taken by a royal aide from St Mary's to the palace under police escort.

The press release said the Duke of Cambridge was present for the birth.

"The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Harry and members of both families have been informed and are delighted with the news," it said.

**November Rain** · 23-07-2013, 04:35 AM

I'm sure someone must, but from my point of view - who gives a flying fuck?

**Bazzy** · 23-07-2013, 04:37 AM

Another mouth to feed off the public purse.

**Rural Surin** · 23-07-2013, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

I'm sure someone must, but from my point of view - who gives a flying fuck?

Yep....
Just another spoiled rotten royal brat.

Something, surely, to look up to.

**wasabi** · 23-07-2013, 04:51 AM

It is fodder for the Media,from birth till death.

**FloridaBorn** · 23-07-2013, 04:59 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

I'm sure someone must, but from my point of view - who gives a flying fuck?

What she said...

(Assuming of course you are a she and not just gay with that nik)..

**Mr Lick** · 23-07-2013, 05:06 AM

The BBC's coverage of the royal birth has been quite nauseating. The first 15 minutes of News at 10 and now running a special programme at 10.40 pm about the history of royal births. Jesus, if i was paying a licence fee i'd truly complain

Nicholas Whitchell dribbling royal highnesses down the front of his shirt at 10.10pm also prevented me tuning into Newsnight on BBC2 at 10.30pm for fear of hearing more dross from Buck House. When Witchell mentioned that the parents wanted the newborn to lead as normal life as possible i just knew it was time for something a wee bit more highbrow so i switched to channel 5's 'Big Brother'.

**Primo** · 23-07-2013, 05:17 AM

Another sponger is born and the suckers were outside waving their silly flags..

**patsycat** · 23-07-2013, 05:20 AM

Sorry, i'm all happy

**patsycat** · 23-07-2013, 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

whay !!!!!!!!!!! whoop whoop !!!!!

Yoo uup y doo daa

**toslti** · 23-07-2013, 09:15 AM

If the baby had been an Aussie cricketer he would have been out earlier!

**nigelandjan** · 23-07-2013, 11:27 AM

Well I have just got up from my bed ,, sleepless all bloody night ,, I couldnt lay there any longer , telly,s been on since 4am I,m 6" from the screen glued there waiting for the first glimpse .

Gonna buy every UK paper today , I,m sure there is gonna be some news somewhere in there about this super duper happy event whooop whoop !!!!!

**Dillinger** · 23-07-2013, 11:31 AM

whoop whoop. Another excuse for a piss up

**joepaai** · 23-07-2013, 01:54 PM

Excellent news, hope all goes well for mother and babe

**Satonic** · 23-07-2013, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

whoop whoop. Another excuse for a piss up

My thoughts exactly

**November Rain** · 23-07-2013, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Lick

Nicholas Whitchell dribbling royal highnesses down the front of his shirt at 10.10pm also prevented me tuning into Newsnight on BBC2 at 10.30pm for fear of hearing more dross from Buck House. When Witchell mentioned that the parents wanted the newborn to lead as normal life as possible i just knew it was time for something a wee bit more highbrow so i switched to channel 5's 'Big Brother'

Mr NR is ex services so he's a bit of a royalist (God, we had some "debates" last night!), but even he was moaning that he'd had to watch Sky News instead of BBC News this morning because of the complete overkill of coverage. Me, I'm going to totally avoid any news programme for the next month...

**Mid** · 23-07-2013, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Lick

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