A cheater

**dirtydog** · 28-11-2005, 06:04 PM

CE, it's a well known fact that Thais cant budget, it would be much better if C14 sent the ATM card to me and I will send her a bit of dosh each month, obviously a couple of million baht in the account would be a good start to help him improve his relationship with the unfaithful hoe, of course it would help improve my lifestyle a bit aswell

**hillbilly** · 28-11-2005, 06:56 PM

Listen to da man Poolie...

**aging one** · 28-11-2005, 07:00 PM

Who da hell is in trouble with the babes I sure didnt think it was poolie. And dont think about revenge, this is Thailand. How can you win?

**friscofrankie** · 28-11-2005, 07:38 PM

I think you shuld hire a private investigator, maybe two. This is love, after all; make that investment! Spare no expense! Have her followed and make sure you get hourly reports. With two guys on her, well, she'll respect you more for taking the interest. Send her flowers, every day. Make random calls say, around midnight, two AM.
If she's cheating with another lady it's really OK. Go down and catch her in the act. Be nonchalant, just remove your clothes and climb on in. Nothing like a bit o' two on one to make a guy feel good about hisself, ya know.
if it's another guy? Then get your investigators to find out; is the same one every night? No? No problem; a little extra exercise keeps her in shape for that wonderful moment when you grow some balls, work up the courage, and finally put it in. But if the answer is yes. Aw you poor unsuspecting soul how badly you've been treated. By all means; get drunk, howl at the moon, break into her room while she's being porked by her somchai and demand satisfaction!! Get your revenge! It is, after all, the manly thing to do.

**aging one** · 28-11-2005, 07:49 PM

Much better advice than mine City boy!!

**mrsquirrel** · 29-11-2005, 07:35 AM

Fucking superglue - it works wonders

**KID** · 29-11-2005, 07:59 AM

REVENGE???/ HMMMM WELL YOU COULD START BY DOING HER SISTERS, THEN HER COUSINS,MOTHER,FRIENDS AND MAYBE EVEN HER LOVER. SHE MIGHT NOT BE HAPPY BUT YOU SURE WILL BE

AND DONT FORGET THE PICS

**DrAndy** · 29-11-2005, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by C13

Yes 4 years but I lack experience. I've never been to the red light districts during this period, just being honest with my job. I thought life's as simple as I am but the ups and downs started teaching me some lessons and hopefully I'll learn with the passage of time.

What would you long-timers do if you were me?

now how could we believe that!! The "red light " districts are on every tourists agenda, and you have never been there. Next thing you will tell us is that you have never been to the Grand Palace (no, me neither)

anyway, the main thing is...does she have a cute ass?

C13 · 29-11-2005, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

now how could we believe that!! The "red light " districts are on every tourists agenda, and you have never been there. Next thing you will tell us is that you have never been to the Grand Palace (no, me neither)

anyway, the main thing is...does she have a cute ass?

She sure does, Andy. Your question reminds of the time when I first had anal sex with my girlfriend. The time we made out for the first time I always wanted to try anal sex but I was too afraid to express my desire to her. What if she thought it was gross and turned her off completely? One night in the middle of sex I flipped her over and started gently teasing her arsehole with my pinky. She moaned, so I started pushing it back and forth. She kept breathing hard and making noise like she really liked it! That's when I decided to start teasing her arsehole with the tip of my johnson. All of sudden she reached back, grabed my hips and pulled me in. It felt great and she liked it very much!!!!!! Butt fuck became a part of our sex life.

**Marmite the Dog** · 29-11-2005, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by C13

She sure does, Andy. Your question reminds of the time when I first had anal sex with my girlfriend. The time we made out for the first time I always wanted to try anal sex but I was too afraid to express my desire to her. What if she thought it was gross and turned her off completely? One night in the middle of sex I flipped her over and started gently teasing her arsehole with my pinky. She moaned, so I started pushing it back and forth. She kept breathing hard and making noise like she really liked it! That's when I decided to start teasing her arsehole with the tip of my johnson. All of sudden she reached back, grabed my hips and pulled me in. It felt great and she liked it very much!!!!!! Butt fuck became a part of our sex life.

I'd better go and bash one out!

**DrAndy** · 29-11-2005, 12:30 PM

cute emoticon MD

as for you C13, tell us, do you get excited telling us about your sexual exploits? I mean, nobody here would dream of doing that with a nice girlfriend....would we?

As I was saying, have you been to the Grand Palace? Did you use a condom? why did it go in so easy? why did you flip her over?

just to get a better picture, you understand.

**poolcleaner** · 29-11-2005, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

cute emoticon MD

as for you C13, tell us, do you get excited telling us about your sexual exploits? I mean, nobody here would dream of doing that with a nice girlfriend....would we?

As I was saying, have you been to the Grand Palace? Did you use a condom? why did it go in so easy? why did you flip her over?

just to get a better picture, you understand.

:roll:

C13 · 29-11-2005, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

cute emoticon MD

as for you C13, tell us, do you get excited telling us about your sexual exploits? I mean, nobody here would dream of doing that with a nice girlfriend....would we?

As I was saying, have you been to the Grand Palace? Did you use a condom? why did it go in so easy? why did you flip her over?

just to get a better picture, you understand.

**marklatham** · 29-11-2005, 06:05 PM

You idiot!
Is that blunt enough?
If you want my advice,and believe me I have been through the thai mill for nearly thirty years!
Don't get involved with the wrong kind of people,it's that simple.
You are a mug,pure and simple.
Don't get me wrong,I like the thai,hell my son is one.
I have lived with two thais for what seems like a lifetime,my son and my ex.
I do love the thais in many ways,but I also know how they think.
My son is vain,lazy,loves shopping,always late,hates criticism,is moody,doesn't know the value of money,never thinks about tomorrow,gambles on horses and AFL football,stays up all night....sound familiar?
He is just like his mum,a thai.
However he has my pommie dad's brilliant mind for mathematics and economics and plays a mean game of cricket or golf and shows great thai tenacity when competing and is very tough when the weather out there is cruelly hot.
I love the thai for their endurance and single mindedness when competing.
But back to your story-tell her to fuck off.
However

**Government Grant** · 29-11-2005, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

why did it go in so easy? why did you flip her over?

**Shrinking Violet** · 29-11-2005, 09:46 PM

Hello Government Grant;

Where have you been all this time? Was it not you who hacked ajarn before?

**Captain Sensible** · 30-11-2005, 01:21 AM

My head is again hurting trying to remember who Government Grant is/was.

Would someone pm me please.

Where is the disprin?

**poolcleaner** · 30-11-2005, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

My head is again hurting trying to remember who Government Grant is/was.

Would someone pm me please.

Where is the disprin?

Government Grant...............that was Dr. Shrink wasn't it?

**Captain Sensible** · 30-11-2005, 10:55 AM

Ah! Thanks Poolie. I remember it now. That sneaky devil. hehehe

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