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    What's the biggest insult you've had from a Thai female?

    ''You same Thai man'' was directed to me by a girl whom I asked if I could f**k her all night instead of the customary 45mins before she went home. Ok I'd asked her in a rather crass way, showing next to no respect for her feelings. Turns out she was due on her period in the next day or so. ''That's alright'' I told her ''I have plenty of towels and spare bed linen'' She huffed, glared at me and uttered those spiteful words.

    Within 10 minutes she was gone in a taxi with me left preparing to masturbate before my customary hammering of several beers and bag of intoxicating grass. I texted her three days later, again asking for a fuck, and she told me ''I never want to see you again you fucking c**t'' Which then confirmed my suspicions of her having an english guy on the go, despite her typical Thai female denial. She'd definitely finish last in a world championship lying contest.

    Her loss.

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    You're a class act, Prat..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    What's the biggest insult you've had from a Thai female?
    ''You same Thai man'' was directed to me by a girl whom I asked if I could f**k her all night instead of the customary 45mins before she went home. Ok I'd asked her in a rather crass way, showing next to no respect for her feelings. Turns out she was due on her period in the next day or so. ''That's alright'' I told her ''I have plenty of towels and spare bed linen'' She huffed, glared at me and uttered those spiteful words.

    Within 10 minutes she was gone in a taxi with me left preparing to masturbate before my customary hammering of several beers and bag of intoxicating grass. I texted her three days later, again asking for a fuck, and she told me ''I never want to see you again you fucking c**t'' Which then confirmed my suspicions of her having an english guy on the go, despite her typical Thai female denial. She'd definitely finish last in a world championship lying contest.

    Her loss.
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    YOU WANKER,

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    every time I am not called Handsum Man I take it as an insult that they believe I am poor

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    Wait for Socal to find this Thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratchaburi View Post
    Wait for Socal to find this Thread.
    ...or any of a number of like-fellows here.

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    Actually can't think of a time i've ended on bad terms with a Thai woman...

    One time i fcuked some girl from the internet.. brought her round to the hotel.. fucked her.. she sprayed water up her cnut

    I desperatly wanted her to go home as i wasn't sleeping next to a strange bitch who was talking about "good heart" and "girlfriend" within 5minutes of meeting me.

    We had a slight disagreement about something, i cant remember what and i told her to leave... she started the childish antics and i said i'll phone security. She wanted taxi money but i told her to FO.

    She wanted taxi money again and i told her to FO.

    She eventually FO'd

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    I had a one nighter from Spicy club and the next day I wanted her out but then thought of a plan. I promised to take her to MBK then ran from the taxi when I asked to stop at a 7-11.

    Got back later on she's waiting outside my block. I assumed she'd forgotten where I lived. Had to get security to eject her off the compound, shouting obscenites at me like ''You no good, bad man''

    I took offence as she'd got it spot on.

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    "Ugly man" uttered by my ex wife after I farted in bed.

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    I am no longer 12 years old, so relationships don't end in name-calling any more.


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    I hate it when they call me stingy when i just bought a house and a car for them, they still said it though when I asked them for a 100 baht they owed me, can't with with Thai women.
    Your ass stinks might be worse though, they do have a keen sense of smell which does not seem to include phla ra, durrian, garlic, stinking klongs and all the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post

    Had to get security to eject her off the compound, shouting obscenites at me like ''You no good, bad man''

    I took offense as she'd got it spot on.



    Brilliant Pat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I had a one nighter from Spicy club and the next day I wanted her out but then thought of a plan. I promised to take her to MBK then ran from the taxi when I asked to stop at a 7-11.

    Got back later on she's waiting outside my block.
    Too funny, this thread has potential if there are any more stories like that.

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    Did another runner I see Prat.... is there no end to your shame?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratchaburi View Post
    Wait for Socal to find this Thread.
    No shit.

    He seems to be into farang chicks anyhow...

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    Biggest insult.
    "5000 short time"...

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    AntKnob probably gets insulted everyday from his wife

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    Tell her no, not like thai man, your willy is a lot bigger !

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    Did another runner I see Prat.... is there no end to your shame?
    As I ducked into a dark soi round the corner from the 7-11 this wasn't the first thing that entered my mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    Did another runner I see Prat.... is there no end to your shame?
    As I ducked into a dark soi round the corner from the 7-11 this wasn't the first thing that entered my mind
    Do you have dreams about every person / bill you have ever run away from, forms a long line outside your door?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ratchaburi View Post
    Wait for Socal to find this Thread.
    No shit.

    He seems to be into farang chicks anyhow...
    He will be spinning some story about Emma, rejecting him & he don't like it, as he's gods gift to ladyboys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stickmansucks View Post
    Tell her no, not like thai man, your willy is a lot bigger !
    That would only work if it actually was...

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    "My Yerman boyfriend, he better than you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by xanax View Post
    Your ass stinks might be worse though
    Man, that one's gotta hurt. Are you not skilled in the art of bum gunnery?

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    (Thai) ouh still do not know what it means but what the hell it was time to say something

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