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    A girl asked me if I was Australian once

    Another one assumed I was an English teacher.

    Not sure which was the biggest insult.

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    "Ee sat".

    I politely rebuffed the advances of a bargirl explaining i had a girlfriend, and that was her response.

    Told her to fuck off and she shouted fuck off back and started screaming some more garbled obscenities. Another patron of the bar decided to be a hero and leapt to her defence.

    He wanted a fight, and i nearly ended up hitting the prick because of the empty headed bint.
    The owner of the bar told him to leave for his own good. He gave me a free shot to say sorry. I drank up and left shortly after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    A girl asked me if I was Australian once

    Another one assumed I was an English teacher.

    Not sure which was the biggest insult.
    ....asked if I was an ex-mod in any Thai "expat" forum.

    The most insulting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bung
    "Ugly man" uttered by my ex wife after I farted in bed.
    My ex would always retaliate whenever i farted. - That is for 'your before'.
    Who said Thai girls dont fart ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    A girl asked me if I was Australian once

    Another one assumed I was an English teacher.

    Not sure which was the biggest insult.
    Bugger, just opened this thread to crack that joke, doubt it will be funny now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    A girl asked me if I was Australian once

    Another one assumed I was an English teacher.

    Not sure which was the biggest insult.
    Bugger, just opened this thread to crack that joke, doubt it will be funny now.
    Hurts deep, does it Wills?

    The truth will always set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dobella
    Who said Thai girls dont fart ?
    Not me. My missus stood in front of the bedroom fan one night and dropped one to get her own back. And I thought I stunk.

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    I expect most of the insults I have had have been in Thai so I did not understand them,cannot really remember any others.

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    I have never run away from a bill/girl but i met someone who does.

    Some brummie guy was telling me how he took whores to those cheapy 1 hour hotels in Bangkok, fucked them.. and did a runner when they were in the shower

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    Doesn't really count I suppose, but my cousin called me a ''Fucking loser with no life'' when I told her to fuck off whilst in Paris. She did, then sheepishly came back two hours later realising she was all alone in a big city, and that she'd left her wallet and passport in the drawer in our room in Montemarte.

    I was still seething at such a statement directed at me.

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    I lost the key outside of my hotel with the plastic card that activates the power still on and in the room.

    "you do stupid two times today !" "you are soo stupid!"



    Most Thai girls are fairly nice. The western whoors.... that's a diffrent story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by socal
    The western whoors
    Whores? Or dates?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    A girl asked me if I was Australian once

    Another one assumed I was an English teacher.

    Not sure which was the biggest insult.
    ....asked if I was an ex-mod in any Thai "expat" forum.

    The most insulting.
    Maybe she thought you were Danish and was gonna bin her?

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    Got asked if I was DJ Pat. Asked to pay for my whore up-front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    You same Thai man
    You are. And?

    The biggest insult I've ever had from a Thai was when I was once asked if I came from Australia. Oh the shame of it...

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    "You Big Buddha, me kaput,kaput"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    You same Thai man
    You are. And?

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    That doesn't count as you've met me, you bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    You same Thai man
    You are. And?

    .
    That doesn't count as you've met me, you bastard
    And you measured/compared yourselves?

    Grooogh!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    The biggest insult I've ever had from a Thai was when I was once asked if I came from Australia. Oh the shame of it...
    Third time funny, huh?

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    not really insulted but when I first when back to the wifes village we were a point of interest ie first close encounter with farang in many cases....

    When we about to leave several little 9-11 year old nieces and friends decided to give this alien old fart a goodbye Thai sniff kiss....the last little kid recoils waving her hand in front of her face........wife told me later ..."farang smell like old man"

    maybe so..... but that hurt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
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    Wait for Socal to find this Thread.
    No shit.

    He seems to be into farang dicks anyhow...
    Fixed that for you.


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    A friend's Thai wife, when she came for a visit, said to me - You not as beautiful as he said.

    We became good friends!!

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    a thai hooker told me I had a big cock and that was after I had given her the 500 baht.god knows what she would have said if the cash was handed over at the end of the contract.

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    Back in the ye old early days on Bangla rd(circa 2004) I barfined two cuties and took them to the nearest shortime hotel. After the ritual showering I offered to to turn down the lights if they were shy, they responded in perfect harmony "WE NOT SHY". The next few hours proved to be delicious.

    Not exactly an insult but those two girls put me in place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    A girl asked me if I was Australian once


    I wish I was
    I fix that for yu Gerbil

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