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    Penis for dinner

    1) Hereís a mold for dick-shaped eggs for breakfast. Doubles as a pancake mold.


    2) Hot dogs: already phallic. But put that sausage on naked man on a stick and that it becomes a proper cock. (Scrotum included.)


    3) Cock-ie cutters so you can make penis cookies. Hereís a sugar cookie recipe you could use. And hereís a gingerbread cookie recipe you could also use, because we donít discriminate.


    4) Penis-shaped pasta, for dick alla vodka. Maybe not alfredo though you SICK FREAK.


    5) A penis-shaped cake pan lets you have your dick and eat it too. Any store-bought mix would suffice.


    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    Not getting much eh?

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    he's seen double

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Not getting much eh?
    so he's missing out

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    You may mock the cockmunchers, but watch those viewing numbers rise

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    MOre of a tit man myself.




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    The all time low has a competitor

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    This must be the children's section....

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    I posted a frankfurter shaped penis once on TD.
    The Dog pm me an abusive message it went something like.
    Don't fucking post that shit on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    This must be the children's section....
    where's Fon tonight, Jeff ?

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    Fuk me,

    If Socal see's this thread poor old Emma is going to get the shit pounded out of her tonight.

    Friggin Butters will be running around with the horn on as well.

    Fuked up those two Dudes.

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    You really have to go to Japan for that stuff.


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    ^unless she goes for some gaijin, that's the biggest corn dog she will ever get her lips around.

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    It should have been a cheese sausage .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    This must be the children's section....
    Probably a few people here still enjoy drawing this stuff on toilet walls.?


    I know I do.


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    I believe I'll choose the vagina for dinner...

    Rare, thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratchaburi
    It should have been a cheese sausage .
    Why?...

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    ^ Lick your thumb, rub it around your bellend, now smell it

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    ^ you need to wash more often.

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    Even on weekends ?

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