Thread: Chinese Girls

He also claimed to have you on ignore, but that didn't last long, the same as his flounces, the a"I've finished here, never coming back!" stuff he bleats out from.time to time.

He musta had a fun filled drama laden upbringing, full of flounces and temper tantrums.

Originally Posted by ENT

That's true. I was shocked when I saw that hi-so behavior in my Thai lady in Changmai when we'd head through the market each morning.

Hey ENT,

You should of just slipped some lobela in her morning Somtam , got her to valve up your car windows and told her to chill the fuk out.

Couldn't get her to take the stuff mate, though her aunty is a herbalist and thinks lobelia's cool. The lady's a pill freak, believes in them,.... works at the Maharaj hospital in CM.

When I'm not around she gobbles handfulls of paracetamols or valium and such. She must miss me, eh?

Originally Posted by ENT

Works at the Maharaj hospital in CM.

That's awesome ENT,

I'm coming up to Chaingmai soon, tell her I'll be dropping in for a Prostate check.

I'd like her to use two fingers as well thanks.

I'm 55 now, the ring gear getting a tad sloppy, might get her to bang a few stitches innit.

It'd be good to see ya there, but the lady's not a physician nor a magician, mate.

She's damned good at getting medical appointments at the hospital and other private clinics for me and my mates shifted to the top of the list, though.

Originally Posted by ENT

It'd be good to see ya there, but the lady's not a physician .

Oh that's OK ENT,

I'll get her to do it anyway, a few extra baht wont go astray innit.

Dunno about that, she's got far more baht than you or I could ever get hold of, which is nice, because I don't havecto support her and she can support me in the manner to which I am accustomed instead, eh, mate.

Originally Posted by ENT

didn't last long, the same as his flounces, the a"I've finished here, never coming back!" stuff he bleats out from.time to time.

You're a bald-faced liar, ENT. You seem to specialize in misquoting or misrepresenting other people.

Yes, he is.

But you constantly claim to put people on ignore, but don't. And you've flounced at least one time that I saw.

So you're also a liar and the faux indignation does not fool anyone.

You two Ocker drama queens ought to get a room together, kiss and make up and stuff.

Originally Posted by terry57

got her to valve up your car windows and told her to chill the fuk out.

I've never bagged a Chinese girl. Do they really have sideways vaginas?

Yes and teeth.

Maybe I should invite one for a 'homestay' then.

I had one last year, studying at Liverpool.. i was with he a few months and used to stay the weekend in her single-bed student accommodation room

She was fun and we had a good time but she actually started talking about marriage and telling me what plans she has for me when "WE" go back to China..

We had a row over facebook chat .. THE END

I dated a Chinese-Thai girl who was too white. Unbelievable. Legs like two strip lights.

Lasted about 2 weeks, so it obviously ended the day after we'd had sex

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

I had one last year, studying at Liverpool.. i was with he a few months and

Freudian slip?

A coming out on TD?

What's been said cannot be unsaid!

Originally Posted by Latindancer

I mentioned it here for those people,

I don't think your selfless act was as appreciated as you mave expected

Originally Posted by Shrinking Violet

yep, drove past loads of chinks earlier near the uni campus, all waddling along like the gormless fuckwits that they are

Three posts, three times 'gormless' . . . a new word for you. along with your bigotry?

Originally Posted by Latindancer

And in all the years I spent overseas with Chinese people, I would not have bothered with even trying to have a one night stand with it.

You mean you were knocked back because they have standards, as opposed to Thai hookers?

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Replace the word 'Chinese' with - oh, I don't know, say - American, or -maybe to a slightly lesser extent - English, and doesn't it just fit like a glove as well?

Precisley

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Quote:
Originally Posted by Latindancer
You'll have to get Nidhogg to transcribe that, jerk.

Sure, because you've already proved once before that you're a liar.

There are ways around the 'ignore function

Originally Posted by terry57

I'm 55 now, the ring gear getting a tad sloppy, might get her to bang a few stitches innit.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Yes, he is.

But you constantly claim to put people on ignore, but don't. And you've flounced at least one time that I saw.

So you're also a liar and the faux indignation does not fool anyone.

Just helping you ensure the banana bender doesn't have to take you off 'ignore' whenever you post.

Originally Posted by ENT

You two Ocker drama queens ought to get a room together, kiss and make up and stuff.

Ocker what? OI!

Careful, he'll put you on 'ignore' also if you keep quoting me.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Careful, he'll put you on 'ignore' also if you keep quoting me.

Ah, can't have that . . .

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Lasted about 2 weeks, so it obviously ended the day after we'd had sex

She flicked you because she likes it for more than 3 minutes?

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Careful, he'll put you on 'ignore' also if you keep quoting me.

Ah, can't have that . . .

It's quite soul destroying you know, when the evil, lying, little grub puts you on ignore.

I'd shed a few tears, except I know that he's peaking at every post I make anyway, just in case I'm saying something he wants to deny. He did it with Ent too. And pm'd me to tell me this!

What a tool, 57? He acts like he's 7!

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

I hate the little cunts.

Just because they occupy the 0.001 (or whatever) percent of their country that happen to be born into richness and can afford to study in the west, they prance around like they're *something*. With their designer Burberry handbags and eating out every day.

I was in a Chinese restaurant earlier in Bangor, a group were at a table having their hotpot or whatever and were all talking sh*t to the waitress as if she was a piece of shit. She can't have been Chinese as they were talking English to her.. probably Filipino or something.

Spit on the floor, start pulling up your nose, make strange noises with your nostrils, and start singing some old chinese folk songs.
Once they invite you to sit by their table, you start talking about the small size of chinese men penis. You then start talking about the beauty and softness of chinese women. You sort it from here

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Careful, he'll put you on 'ignore' also if you keep quoting me.

Ah, can't have that . . .

It's quite soul destroying you know, when the evil, lying, little grub puts you on ignore.

I'd shed a few tears, except I know that he's peaking at every post I make anyway, just in case I'm saying something he wants to deny. He did it with Ent too. And pm'd me to tell me this!

What a tool, 57? He acts like he's 7!

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I'd shed a few tears, except I know that he's peaking at every post I make anyway, just in case I'm saying something he wants to deny. He did it with Ent too. And pm'd me to tell me this!

I don't bother peeking at your posts, and I certainly don't peak at them.
And I've never had ENT on "ignore", though he doubtless wishes I would.

Dear me, OckerRocker.....are you going to be another Willy ? Feeling obliged to comment on everyone else's posts ?

Originally Posted by Spin

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Lasted about 2 weeks, so it obviously ended the day after we'd had sex

She flicked you because she likes it for more than 3 minutes?

2 minutes, as Minder was on in 3.