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    Operation Troll the NSA

    LET'S JAM UP THE NSA'S SCANNERS

    IF MILLIONS OF US, ALL AT THE SAME EXACT TIME, CALL OR EMAIL SOMEONE WITH OUR KEYWORDS-OF-TERROR-FILLED SCRIPT,
    WE CAN GIVE OUR NATIONíS IMPRESSIVE SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS THE KIND OF TEST IT DESERVES.

    THEY SAY THEY DONíT READ OR LISTEN TO THE CONTENTS OF OUR MESSAGES. WHY NOT TEST IT OUT?



    Operation Troll the NSA

    AT 7:00 PM EST ON WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12, CALL/EMAIL THIS SCRIPT:

    Hey! Howís it going? Iím all right.

    My job is so shitty I wish could overthrow my boss. Itís like this oppressive regime where only true believers in his management techniques will stay around. I work marathon-length hours and heís made all these changes that have made it the worst architecture firm to work at in Manhattan. Like he moved the office to the Financial District and fired my assistant. She was the only one who knew where the blueprints were! I need access to those blueprints to complete my job! F my life, right? And he keeps trying to start all these new initiatives to boost revenue, but seriously we just need to stick to what we do best. Thereís only one true profit center. I seriously feel ready to go on strike at any second.

    I just read this article about how these free radical particles can cause the downfall of good health and accelerate aging. These could actually cause death to millions of Americans. If these particles are flying around undetected everywhere, does that mean weíre all radicalized?

    Have you seen the second season of Breaking Bad? I just finished it. I couldnít believe that episode where they poison the guy with ricin! That was the bomb! I wonít say any more because I donít want to reveal the earth-shattering events to come.

    Oh! So Iíve been planning a big trip for the summer. Iím thinking of visiting all of the most famous suspension bridges in the United States. So probably like the Golden Gate Bridge, The Brooklyn Bridge, and the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. Iím gonna bring my younger brother and I know heíll want to go to bars, so Iím thinking of getting him a fake drivers license, but I hope that doesnít blow up in my face.

    Okay, I gotta run! Iím late for flight school. I missed the last class where we learn how to land, so I really canít miss another one. Talk to you later!
    OPERATION TROLL THE NSA

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    Key word.Assasination

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    Caption This: Obama Reading Your Email



    There it is again, they keep calling me a SCOAMF, what does that stand for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    Caption This: Obama Reading Your Email



    There it is again, they keep calling me a SCOAMF, what does that stand for?
    Only an absurdly dimwitted nincompoop would think that this was a program started by Obama. The NSA has been doing this crap long before it would have been conceivable by geezers like you that a black man could be president.

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    The ultra-secrets....
    Defined.

    NSA.

    Trust no one.

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    Why not jam Twitter? Would probably be more productive.

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    Obama is in for a hiding . . .

    EU officials have already raised the issue with the Americans and have been pressing for European citizens to have the same rights of access to judicial redress if their personal data is mishandled, as is afforded to US residents. They say they have repeatedly raised the issue of European citizens' data held by private companies, including internet and phone companies, being accessed by US law-enforcement agencies under the Patriot Act and the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
    World leaders seek answers on US collection of communication data | World news | The Guardian

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    I am glad for this. It is about time the US govt and all of it's branches or tentacles answer for their crimes. Although saying that, they probably won't have to answer for anything because it's not the US govt doing it. The behind the govt's of the world GOVT is calling the shots. Does anybody really believe the NSA answers to anybody in the US govt? Most of the monkeys in the US govt probably don't even have basic access to what the NSA, CIA, FBI, ETC does let alone control them.

    Fasten your seatbelts everyone, keep your arms and legs in the car at all times and just enjoy the ride.
    I'm not saying it was Aliens, but it was Aliens!

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    Will Antonin @Will_Antonin If you really want to hide from Obama, you should just hang with Chechen extremists in Boston.

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    Knowing my luck if I joined in with this, I'd be on a rendition flight within 45 minutes of pressing the send button.

    Pretty funny form of protest though.

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    My Pop was NSA.

    I'll refrain from the stories I could tell.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    My Pop was NSA.

    I'll refrain from the stories I could tell.

    ...or you'd have to kill us - we know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    My Pop was NSA.

    I'll refrain from the stories I could tell.

    ...or you'd have to kill us - we know...
    You'll have to fogive me.....I'm not the cold-blooded murdering type.

    Certainly, not over political nonsense.

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    The NSA have been listening in on all phone calls, reading all faxes and reading your emails for decades now. it isn't anything new. Just Google " Project Echelon " When I was last working in the UK I worked for a Fibre optic company that had a contract for the ministry of defence. As I had MOD clearance I tended to get the jobs.
    There is a NSA run listening post in the UK at a place called Menwith Hill in the Midlands. It is from here they intercept the calls, faxes and email.
    One of the spooks there was telling me that they listen for key words and these are highlighted for further examination.
    As the OP says if lots of people started using keywords in emails and calls etc it would give them extra work but could also get you put on a no fly list or no entry list.
    Treat everyone as a complete and utter idiot and you can only ever be pleasantly surprised !

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Big Fella
    Menwith Hill in the Midlands
    It's in North Yorkshire, and it recently got a lot bigger.

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