Thread: Is Iran safe to travel to?

Been talking on wechat (an android app) to some random girl from Iran.. She's beautiful and said i can come and stay with her whenever i want

Can fly there for 300 quid.. Visa takes 4 weeks to process





What do the experts here think? Worth it?

Probably a safer destination than most UK cities on fridays and saturday nights, go for it.

Safe as houses mate, persian girls are the bomb.

There's also some really good skiing there these days.

Safe as houses,great oppertunity to explore,and I am looking forward to the picture thread.

That broader region...

Tend to be very handsome people - Persian, Afghan, Central Asia, etc.

I'd hit it. Go get laid, sort out safety/security concerns later.

The few travellers that make it there rave about the place.

Depends when the US and Israel decide to bomb the place . . . but according to people who have been there it is quite a nice destination - but forget about this 'stay at my place' thing - won't happen

Completely safe, but taking into account Ocker's comments. You will find Iranians your age are not that different from you in their thought processes, and you'd have a ball. Bet she has an unbelievably hairy snatch lol

However, what if that is a honey trap by a bunch of people wanting to cut the head off of an infidel?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

However, what if that is a honey trap by a bunch of people wanting to cut the head off of an infidel?

Then Ray 'The Beheader' Carey will be cheering...

An interesting article in the SMH today about being a tourist in Iran:

The friendliest people on the planet

I'd like to go to Iran. I don't know much about the current situation there, but, the history, culturally, is fascinating.

Mate of mine who works there in the oil busuniss says it's great.

People friendly.

Her brothers will be well happy to see you......you can tell them about all the ugly squashed nosed hookers you dream/wank about constantly.......does she live with mummy & daddy.......are you gonna bone her in the family home......cos she's probably never been drilled before and she'll be loud........not that you know what you're doing anyway.......have fun mate........

^ oiiii, dickhead, are you confusing me as being one of the Shrewedpunter / Socal clan of studmuffins then? Is this your beef?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

^ oiiii, dickhead, are you confusing me as being one of the Shrewedpunter / Socal clan of studmuffins then? Is this your beef?

No. I honestly don't think you're as clueless as them.

Take your law mower.
There may be grass on the pitch.

Premarital sex is illegal in Iran.

30-50 lashes if you get caught.

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

Take your law mower. There may be grass on the pitch

For sure. I was seeing a Persian bird for 2 years, she was always using immac on her legs, moustache, minge and asshole. Stinks that stuff does

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Premarital sex is illegal in Iran.

30-50 lashes if you get caught.

And if you're real fortunate, a good stoning.

Be funny watching a web clip of not so shrewd and Socal getting lashed by a hairy Iranian.........


Guffaw........

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Premarital sex is illegal in Iran.

30-50 lashes if you get caught.

And if you're real fortunate, a good stoning.

100 lashes now, apparently.

Wonder it is a S+M sex tour destination now then?

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Premarital sex is illegal in Iran.

30-50 lashes if you get caught.

And if you're real fortunate, a good stoning.

I usually have to pay for that at The castle next door thr The Buff.
Viva Iran.

Until you will be beheaded everybody will tell you that it was safe.

They are Muslim and even if you pay me to do a princess there i won't go !

I do not wonder why people put themselves in shitty situations, not enough sexy bxtches to do in Thailand maybe :-)