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    Smeg's world..excellent!

    This Is a Work Station Fit For a Smeg




    The five-monitor display station swings down on a retractable “scorpion tail” to encompass the users with visual stimulation; an integrated Bose sound system caters for every aural whim. And the reclining Italian leather chair on its rotating base keeps your ass pampered all day long.

    Only 14,000 Smegtastic!
    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

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    So he can continue his studies of US.The most fascinating subject in the world.

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    Or you could make your own for a couple of hundred quid

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    Smegs Hot Tub Has Two Levels, Built-In Flat Screen TV, Stereo System And A Bar





    The upper deck, which appears to be elevated to create additional depth, holds more than 2,100 gallons of water.
    The lower portion, which holds about 528 gallons, is augmented by six water-jet lined seats.

    Only 18,000 Smegtastic!

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    He's not the messiah !

    He's a very naughty boy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    Smegs Hot Tub Has Two Levels, Built-In Flat Screen TV, Stereo System And A Bar





    The upper deck, which appears to be elevated to create additional depth, holds more than 2,100 gallons of water.
    The lower portion, which holds about 528 gallons, is augmented by six water-jet lined seats.

    Only 18,000 Smegtastic!
    You've been to the South of France then? Smeg never mentioned it

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post


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    ^ If you know that "Smeg" the poster in question used to do TEFL tutoring in McDs in Bangkok while claiming to be living the high life you might have a bit of context to my post.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    ^ If you know that "Smeg" the poster in question used to do TEFL tutoring in McDs in Bangkok while claiming to be living the high life you might have a bit of context to my post.......
    I've been around for ages, mate, just not here . . . and Smeg is indeed a known entity.

    Don't you remember the buried girlfriends?

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    I thought it was obvious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OckerRocker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    ^ If you know that "Smeg" the poster in question used to do TEFL tutoring in McDs in Bangkok while claiming to be living the high life you might have a bit of context to my post.......
    I've been around for ages, mate, just not here . . . and Smeg is indeed a known entity.

    Don't you remember the buried girlfriends?
    Point!

    Indeed. Well played sir, well played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    How did you manage to get a copy of Smegs pay slip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    I thought it was obvious!
    One of my slow days obviously...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OckerRocker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    ^ If you know that "Smeg" the poster in question used to do TEFL tutoring in McDs in Bangkok while claiming to be living the high life you might have a bit of context to my post.......
    I've been around for ages, mate, just not here . . . and Smeg is indeed a known entity.

    Don't you remember the buried girlfriends?
    Point!

    Indeed. Well played sir, well played.



    Here's another, please note the watermark by her shoulder, it plays a part:

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    I prefer the inkmark lower down.

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    ^ you must be looking at a different pic to me, her bum is out of shot

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    Quote Originally Posted by OckerRocker
    Don't you remember the buried girlfriends?
    well, he never said he buried them, except in his warped mind

    more likely in his bathtub wrapped in plastic

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    I prefer the inkmark lower down.
    The tramp-stamp? Your missus would be horrified. Anyway, you're missing the point = his "doctor/dentist rich his-so Thai-Chinese girlfriend"

    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OckerRocker
    Don't you remember the buried girlfriends?
    well, he never said he buried them, except in his warped mind

    more likely in his bathtub wrapped in plastic
    Hmm, memory isn't what it used to be - - - I'm sure, though, that it wasn't at his heritage listed cottage with the thatched roof - those were just his gardening pics.

    Now, where is a photo of a helicopter . . .

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    ^ no, it was when he was in Thailand, both girls

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    I'm sure the birds Smeg nailed wished they'd been buried alive instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    ^ you must be looking at a different pic to me, her bum is out of shot
    I can see the mark lower down, it's a yellowish brown skid mark

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy View Post
    I'm sure the birds Smeg nailed wished they'd been buried alive instead.

    he doesn't do nailing, he has a problem due to using Regain Hair growth drug

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    Smeg's different. He murdered his Gfs in an environmentally friendly way

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    If He murdered two girlfriends,and it is common knowledge on here,why,oh why has he got away with it.Surely You who know him all about it should bring this notorious killer to the notice of the authorities.
    He should be extradited back to Thailand to face trial and the death penalty.

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