Was going to salter off to the bar last night when the misses gave me the ole AH do we have to go to the pub again as you've been on it for the past ten days and your mates from Bangkok get here tomorrow.
.... Sort of a look.
Well she don't drink so I thought I'd stay in (how hard can it be eh)
What a fuckin waste of a day
She had been playing Candy Crush on my iPad so I started playing it too. All evening, into the night, over breakfast and now while I'm supposed to do worky things
I've never really played computer games but....
Right one more go before lunch...
In future I'm gunna stick to what I know. I can control a case and a half of tiger and gawping at birds
Better off in the pub