How bad does your wife's mouth smell?

**ENT** · 22-05-2013, 03:18 PM

Parsley works for reducing garlic smell in your mouth.

**Pragmatic** · 22-05-2013, 03:26 PM

For me, if the wife has been eating garlic then I do the same. I can't smell it then.

**ENT** · 22-05-2013, 03:47 PM

True.

**DrAndy** · 22-05-2013, 05:56 PM

Garlic smells nice

bad breath is very different

**English Noodles** · 22-05-2013, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by xanax

my mrs mouth smells of cock!

No, that's just her cock.

**terry57** · 22-05-2013, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by ENT

Anything that causes a white film on the tongue and rotten bowel contents.

Hey ENT,

What about when Emma leaves his White film on your tongue and mixes it up with his bowel contents. ??

Fok, that's nasty Innit.

**boloa** · 22-05-2013, 10:26 PM

Doggy style.....sorted

**waradmiral** · 22-05-2013, 10:29 PM

Or just tell the grub of a woman to brush her teeth.

**waradmiral** · 22-05-2013, 10:31 PM

Who marries a woman with poor hygiene? Must be desperate.

**poorfalang** · 23-05-2013, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by terry57

Hey ENT,

What about when Emma leaves his White film on your tongue and mixes it up with his bowel contents. ??

Fok, that's nasty Innit.

yuk, fok me terry, you have a nasty mind, wonder how your missus breath smells like?

**Sailing into trouble** · 23-05-2013, 08:36 AM

Well at least I am not alone. When we go sailing I have told her that no fish paste on the boat and small amounts of garlic. She has all the "hot spice islands pegged out in the South pacific and she can have her fill of that stuff when we hit the beach.

Prag if ate garlic like she does I'd be speaking bloody French in a week.

**dirk diggler** · 24-05-2013, 07:03 PM

I love garlic and just cant get enough onions too for that matter.

However, gaeng som is BANNED in the Diggler Residence! Non-negotiable!

**Sailing into trouble** · 27-05-2013, 02:14 AM

Wow, Your brave LOL. I am bloody sure that on the boat no vile smells until we hit land. Then I am under the nearest palm tree with my beer:-) She can knock herself out.

**benny628** · 16-06-2013, 06:18 PM

Keep farthing in the bed till she gets rid of the dog breath

**nigelandjan** · 16-06-2013, 06:56 PM

Trouble is I dont think its the mouth so much as whats fuming up from the guts with thats poxy shrimp paste etc ,, it even stinks out cupboards out as well .

It never fails to amaze me in the morning I,m allways up first out into the kitchen make us both a cup of tea ,walk back in the room and Jeeez BANG ! it hits you ,,,, yuuuuuuuuk !

**Albert Shagnastier** · 16-06-2013, 08:30 PM

My misses smells of peaches 24/7
Went through enough of 'em mind to find her

**November Rain** · 16-06-2013, 09:20 PM

Don't understand the problem. No thai food smells as bad on the breath as a farang food - tinned Heinz spaghetti bolognese - does. My ex hubby used to eat that on toast and I couldn't bear to be in the same room as him. This was at the time that I could actually bear to be in the same room as him, usually

Nasty stuff!
As for the Thai food, I'm with some of the others, just eat it yourself, too.

**poorfalang** · 17-06-2013, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier

My misses smells of peaches

my cock smells like peaches too, how weird.

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