I've returned from working in Burma, trying to relax for a few weeks before I venture out again into the world of teaching.
I'm staying at my ex's hotel for free. My dear wife told me that there was no room at her inn and by the way, could I kindly give her some more money....
Anyway, I get a phone call from my ex's older sister who is married to a nice Norwegian guy and lives in Oslo. She provides Thai massage to elderly Norwegian guys with bad backs. (Honest - I don't think she does happy massage..). She gets paid a fortune in cash for sorting out their backs and is able to 'spirit' this money back to Thailand tax-free.
Now she has enough cash to buy a plot of land just near to my ex's hotel. She wants me to build a small hotel for her and then look after it for a nice monthly salary while she lives in Norway, plus she will pay to build a little house on her land for me to live in rent-free...
Decisions, decisions. The major downside in my life is the lack of regular nooky. Everyone is happy to ask me to build hotels and give me a wage to manage the hotel, but no-one is willing to include unlimited and free sexual gratification with the deal.
I wonder if I can get a maid to look after my little house.....
Simon