Thread: Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!

Well ok not really, just lions...

This guy either has great, big, massive balls of steel or a tiny little brain. Either way it's quite amazing:

There's a similar guy with tigers and another with wolves in the Uk.
All future Erwins I recon.

That bit at the end where the young lions mob him is pretty scary. They're only playing but they are powerful animals and could cause all sorts of mischief even unintentionally.

That's the problem, they are making special allowance in their play for his lowered abilities, but one loose claw in the wrong spot or a bit of dummyspitting and he's done.

I spy with my little eye something containing the expression "tragic accident".

I think he's glossed over the fact that they are wild animals......and only temporarily tame. One day one of them will be in a bad mood and...............

Sad to say - I had to go back to google for the origin of "Lions, tigers and bears! oh my!"

Said by Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz of course.

Sigh. I think my brain must be full........

Could be worse... Could be like mine, full of trivial shit such as that quote.

[QUOTE=Latindancer;2372178]I think he's glossed over the fact that they are wild animals......and only temporarily tame. One day one of them will be in a bad mood and...............[/QUOTE



They aren't tame at all. These guys insinuate themselves into the pride by mimicking and manipulating the animals natural behavior and interactions. If those lionsmsaw another person they would kill it. He has convinced them that he is just an odd looking lion of their pride.

it has to do with the smell, he was probably staying with them since they were babies

there is no way he can approach them since they were adults,

they are not really wild, more like vet care and fed

their mouth in the wild would be full of dangerous bacterias, even a small bite for fun and you would not survive because of all those nasty bacterias

Originally Posted by Necron99

He has convinced them that he is just an odd looking lion of their pride.

I guess it would be better for him if he isn't accidently mimicking a female. Could be bitten on the scruff of the neck and thoroughly rogered. Just hope he knows how to purr.

Originally Posted by Necron99

They aren't tame at all. These guys insinuate themselves into the pride by mimicking and manipulating the animals natural behavior and interactions. If those lions saw another person they would kill it. He has convinced them that he is just an odd looking lion of their pride.

Oh yes...I see it now. Hey, you're not such a fathead after all

Originally Posted by Butterfly

their mouth in the wild would be full of dangerous bacterias, even a small bite for fun and you would not survive because of all those nasty bacterias

did you get that information from the 1930's?

He's a Yarpie, dum as dog shit and not long for this life.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Butterfly

their mouth in the wild would be full of dangerous bacterias, even a small bite for fun and you would not survive because of all those nasty bacterias

did you get that information from the 1930's?

That's where he seems to get all his information.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Butterfly

their mouth in the wild would be full of dangerous bacterias, even a small bite for fun and you would not survive because of all those nasty bacterias

did you get that information from the 1930's?

common knowledge or am I wrong ?

You are wrong on two counts.
He has not grown up with these animals and relying on familiarity of scent. He has inserted himself into an established pride by mimicking their natural behavior. Scent is an identifier of course, but it is his behavioral patterns that let him interact.

Lions, on the whole carry no more dangerous bacteria than does your pet cat.
Kimodo dragons have a lethal bacteria packed bite by design.

I could go on and on

Originally Posted by Butterfly

their mouth in the wild would be full of dangerous bacterias, even a small bite for fun and you would not survive because of all those nasty bacterias

Nah....
That only applies to Gila Monsters and Komodo Dragon.


jing-jing!

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Butterfly

their mouth in the wild would be full of dangerous bacterias, even a small bite for fun and you would not survive because of all those nasty bacterias

did you get that information from the 1930's?

common knowledge or am I wrong ?

The red doesn't mean you are any less clueless, just a fucktard.

Originally Posted by Necron99

You are wrong on two counts.
He has not grown up with these animals and relying on familiarity of scent. He has inserted himself into an established pride by mimicking their natural behavior. Scent is an identifier of course, but it is his behavioral patterns that let him interact.

Lions, on the whole carry no more dangerous bacteria than does your pet cat.
Kimodo dragons have a lethal bacteria packed bite by design.

are you sure about that ? read somewhere from an authority that it was the case. Not sure who to believe these days, internet retards or a subject authority published on the web.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Butterfly

their mouth in the wild would be full of dangerous bacterias, even a small bite for fun and you would not survive because of all those nasty bacterias

did you get that information from the 1930's?

common knowledge or am I wrong ?

The red doesn't mean you are any less clueless, just a fucktard.

says the computer idiots who needs iTunes and airport express to listen to his music collection

thanks for the green btw, you even fucked up that one

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by Necron99

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Butterfly

their mouth in the wild would be full of dangerous bacterias, even a small bite for fun and you would not survive because of all those nasty bacterias

did you get that information from the 1930's?

common knowledge or am I wrong ?

The red doesn't mean you are any less clueless, just a fucktard.

says the computer idiots who needs iTunes and airport express to listen to his music collection

thanks for the green btw, you even fucked up that one

It was deliberate you babbling fool. The points don't matter.