Smooth flirting.

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Originally Posted by baldrick

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Originally Posted by withnallstoke

and she had to mop up the mess she had made on her bike seat before it attracted clouds of flies.

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you failed to tell us she had been picking the scabs

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and I thought the cloud of flies comment had crossed the line! :)

Last night i sat and waited for the legs to return to "our" place.

Alas, in vain i waited,
My love remains unsated.
To stop my plums from blowing up,
I went home and masturbated.
Furiously.

Silk glove in hand
I pursued my plan
motocy girl, oh motorcy girl
your missing me for sure
flies be dammed, I'm surly
masterthehand

Blown out..... eh Withnall ?

I dont think I'd know how to pull a bird anymore.

I wonder if my Four 500 baht note technique would have the same effect in the UK.

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Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Last night i sat and waited for the legs to return to "our" place.

Alas, in vain i waited,
My love remains unsated.
To stop my plums from blowing up,
I went home and masturbated.
Furiously.

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Whilest listening to as well as weeping openly to Dean Martin singing Volare', Oh, oh. Volare, oh, oh,oh,oh! Neh blue, de pinto de blue....you are an old fuk....

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

I wonder if my Four 500 baht note technique would have the same effect in the UK.

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Care to elaborate sir?
40 quid should see you score.