Thread: Tattoos - How many do you have?

As above - what skin art do you have?

How many have you got?

^ none. Thought about it a couple of times but can never think of something I would be happy to have stuck on me forever.

8, currently having some joined with shading and stuff, had one or 2 fixed that were done when very drunk by wannabe artists

^^ You don't, or at least I don't, think of it that way after a while.
It's just there and I don't really look, think or care about it.
It's not like buying a Rembrandt.

Originally Posted by Necron99

It's not like buying a Rembrandt.

Yeah, you can't flog it when you realize it's shit.


Where's Poodles? He's got a couple of cool ones.

Originally Posted by Necron99

It's not like buying a Rembrandt.

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Where's Poodles? He's got a couple of cool ones.

I didn't realise he was so rich!

I have my logo on my calf, and a my business logo on my arm

I also have tattooed on my arse "I am a liar"

I've got three, all done in the weeks before my 40th birthday.

I got a sun/moon yinyang type thingy on my left shoulder and a red and green dragon on my right shoulder.

Also some crappy small thing over my shoulder blade that I want to cover over but since I can't see it I can't be bothered!

They are all hidden with a t-shirt so the only people who have seen them are my wife, the guys who put them there and a few people who've seen me swimming or something.

Spider's web on the neck and a couple of tear drops..

^ hate and love on yer fingers ?

I've got a pretty impressive scar on my left arm which make me look right hard.

Does this count?

Originally Posted by r1 pet

hate and love on yer fingers ?

no, but a couple of swallows in blue ink on my right hand..

If you were meant to have pictures on your body you would be born with frames to fit them in.

Borstal spot, ACAB on the right knuckles and a No Entry sign on the ass.

Those were the days

14. The only ones I regret having done are the 3 below me elbows - the others can be hidden under a t shirt/trousers if required.

None, if I want to look at pretty coloured drawings I'll buy a comic book.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I've got a pretty impressive scar on my left arm which make me look right hard.

Does this count?

not if you know how the scar got there

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I've got a pretty impressive scar on my left arm which make me look right hard.

Until someone looks up and sees the Mullet

Was going to get bob on my dick too many letters.
So i got a B on each cheek so when i bend over it spells my name.

^ Spells BIB whilst your taking a dump though

Originally Posted by hazz

not if you know how the scar got there

Fighting off some crazed ninja with a sword mate.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Until someone looks up and sees the Mullet

Watch yeself bud.......I em well Ard........

I always said I wouldn't get tattooed and then I got horribly drunk the night my son was born and I got some ink.A couple of years later my daughter was born,more ink.After those two I decided to get more but I had more input in the design even to the point of drawing my own.For me this makes it more personal and I'm definitely going to like wearing something I designed.
A couple of years ago when in Boracay,a local bloke asked if he could take a pic of my back.Yeah no biggy.A month ago I was watching a you tube clip and some Asian chick was getting a henna tattoo on her leg which was an exact copy of my original.Don't whether to feel flattered or just ripped off.

No, got none, don't do INK, fuk that shit but my loose stupid mate Had " V8 " tattooed on his cock with indian ink when he was a young dumb cont and " MUM "
tattooed on his fingers.

Well hard that shit innit.

Dumb fuks 55 years old now and looks like a right wanker.

Ink don't age that well does it, foking hell, those bar girls with tattoos on there tits are going to love that shit when they get older.

Originally Posted by terry57

those bar girls with tattoos on there tits are going to love that shit when they get older.

Saggy old tits are repulsive with or without ink.

Originally Posted by terry57

my loose stupid mate Had " V8 " tattooed on his cock

Originally Posted by terry57

Dumb fuks 55 years old now and looks like a right wanker.

Why are you looking at a 55 year old's cock?