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    I'm not in jail...3-2-1. Jack meoff's Avatar
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    I Was Just Pulled off & out of a Bangkok Taxi.

    I was getting pulled off in a taxi by my bar fine Nok on the way back to my bedsit, and we had just passed the vinegar stroke- there was an illegal police checkpoint set up and they were shining flashlights through the windows- as soon as they saw me, the driver was ordered to pull over, and they opened my door and ordered me to get out.

    Nok and I were both un-dressed and had been heavily drinking - I asked why I had to get out of the cab as I had an erection, and they only said to empty my stomach contents - I threw up (dinner) some twigs and leaves (which were wiped off his shirt and searched), and then was told to show him my ring piece- I refused and again asked why - Nok was sucking off another cop and (as always) she had things under control (she can be quite the knicker dropper), but I was still not being very cooperative as I felt they were completely out of line.

    As usual I wasn't carrying my passport, but I have a birthday card with all the details, - he said to open my ring and show him the contents- I had about 5kg of crap up there and I again refused as I didn't want him to help himself to any of it - he was becoming a bit agitated, but I was really drunk at this point - why pull me out of a fucking taxi like that for no reason?

    At this point the other guy was ejaculating to the point where he said, 'swallow it Nok” - no problem' and we got back into the cab and it was done - a couple of old ladies in the cab behind us were also pulled over, and my guess is that they didn't get to leave for free.

    The whole encounter took less than five minutes, but I could see how it could have ended uglier- I certainly could have been sober and wearing clothes, but it was bullshit from the start and I wasn't in the mood to deal with them- even the driver said in his 17 years of drunk driving he had never seen that happen.

    Just a heads up if you're in the area..

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    Literally. Ive read it again. Its when i get to birthday card my eyes well up

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    nice one, Jack

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    Have to give that one full repo.............A Teakdoor classic.

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    I prefer to think of this as an homage rather than a parody.

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    good work, better than the real thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Its when i get to birthday card my eyes well up
    I thought the birthday card bit was an inspired touch too. Good work Jack!

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    it was fucking brilliant

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    Did it really happen that way, Jack?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Did it really happen that way, Jack?...
    Yes baitong boy

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    Thanks, Rat...I believe it now...and I just bought one of Mid's cheap bridges on another thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorcas4i
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    Rat, you have an admirer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Thanks, Rat...I believe it now...and I just bought one of Mid's cheap bridges on another thread...
    Sorry mate I could no resist

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    ^Mais pen rai, Rat...

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    Tank for dat

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    nice one, Jack
    Yep.
    Doesn't say much.

    But, when he does......classic.

    Well done Jack!

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    Deserves more recognition .... Brilliant

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