Thread: What good deed did you do today?

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

This Xmas day will be volunteering to help do the lunch at STAK, St. Austell Community Kitchen, before heading to dads to install his new TV aerial on his roof.

What a good guy !! Kudos Pat .

This xmas day I to am on voluntary standby to help in one of the local old folk homes kitchen as an assistant , Boxing day to


As for my good deed today ,, I didn't break the bastards hands with a baseball bat who stole the front light off my cycle yesterday .

As I don't have any close friends/family (only dad) living down here and I know I won't be opening any presents, so why not, also looks good as I have a new radio show starting Jan 7th and I can boast about that..

^Fair play, what station will you be on?

A local community station. I'll post it up later to prevent anyone trolling them, if you catch my drift.

It's voluntary, but it keeps me 'match fit'.

I gave the piece of chicken I had just bought at a stall to a brand new street dog that appeared; literally brand new in that he was obviously someones well looked after dog a few days ago but now he is a vagrant. First good meal the little chap had had I reckon by the way he wolfed it down.

just took photos of my staff.
I e-mailed the photos to them, wishing them and their families a merry xmas
and explaining that times are tough and this was their xmas bonus/present.

Originally Posted by chassamui

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

The bloke works. The wench cooks and cleans. And supplys soapy massage to the testicles and penis.

I don't work anymore, me being retireded and idle like.
She now pays for some ugly one eyed bint to do the soapy.
I'm confused. Am I still winning?

Which socialist hell hole are you milking that undeserved wealth from ?

Sad thing about the homeless Xmas dinner thing is that since I last did it a year ago at the same place, six people have died of OD's or alcohol related heart attacks, all in their 40s. Two have park benches dedicated to them in Newquay.

Makes you (well, me anyway) appreciate living life.

gave the mister miagi style tramp vagrant on the soi 10 baht for lao kao, karma....

^ That's a fair deal.

he didnt say thanks, just raised it in the air and headed for the shop, at least he`s happy

Rather than get a kitten, my cat came from the local Cats Protection shelter. Previous owners had thought it amusing to kick him. Luckily, he got away and cowered in another garden shed before being discovered.

The vigilante in me wanted to kick in, but two wrongs wouldn't make a right so I give him lots of TLC and he's started sleeping on my feet at night on the bed. Some nights he sleeps on one side of the duvet and I have to yank the duvet when I turn over in bed. Twice I've heard a ''meeeeoooww'' as he takes flight

Originally Posted by socal

Which socialist hell hole are you milking that undeserved wealth from ?

A bit of foresight and loads of preparation and planning allowed me to retire at 55.
What plans do you have for your future young man?

(Today I gave retirement advice to a playboy)

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

This Xmas day will be volunteering to help do the lunch at STAK, St. Austell Community Kitchen, before heading to dads to install his new TV aerial on his roof.

Give my regards to my uncle when he comes in for his dinner.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

This Xmas day will be volunteering to help do the lunch at STAK, St. Austell Community Kitchen, before heading to dads to install his new TV aerial on his roof.

Give my regards to my uncle when he comes in for his dinner.

Hope he isn't vegetarian, there's no nut roast this year

My good deed today is too myself.

I had a meeting with a supplier in Bangkok and rang him and told him to come down to meet me in Pattaya for once.

He agreed so I don't have that depressing trip to contend with.

My good deed tomorrow is doing the First Great Western train company a huge favour by actually buying a ticket and using their shoddy, useless excuse of a service. The free glass of wine in first class is worth it though.

Not that I'm sitting in first class though. Not for £106.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

The 2 of em sleep on me bros feet during the night , so he is happy and so are they

Toots has learned that a claw in my big toe wakes me up for his breakfast in the mornings. If I move my foot away he chases it and uses more claws on more of my toes. Might get a guinea pig to keep him company, don't really want two cats but don't want him to be lonely when I'm out, and two cats using one litter box isn't much fun either. At least guinea pig shit is solid and can be hoovered up easily. And they don't suffer fools either.

^ 5555 still can't green you for some reason sorry

As for the good deed I shall be doing tomorrow , I have as I do every year put myself forward to do all the afternoon deliveries so the other drivers can go home / pub at lunchtime , usually not too much to do , but there is always a customer who wants some materials at the last minute ,, so I stay and cover till 5pm as Xmas is pretty much a non event for me , and most the other drivers have young families , so it works well. There is no extra money in it for me as we are all on a salary .

I farted in the elevator and swore at a bus driver.

Good deeds are for wimps.

Adopted a puppy.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Might get a guinea pig to keep him company, don't really want two cats but don't want him to be lonely when I'm out, and two cats using one litter box isn't much fun either. At least guinea pig shit is solid and can be hoovered up easily. And they don't suffer fools either.

You are joking about getting a guinea pig to keep your cat company, right ?

buying 10 kg of rice, rebagging into small bags for the 2600 monks tamboon in Pattaya tomorrow.
Not enough for all but hay gotta "make merit" where ya can !!

Well done mate ^ sounds a good deed indeed