Thread: Seasonal greetings (without prejudice)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that England is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Warmest Regards (with reservations)

L and F

Yup me too.....


Apart from the Welsh, French and bloke in the next hotel room that turns his fucking TV on at 4 10 in the morning.

Merry Xmas to you all too, my birthday on the 21st, which will be spent on a train most of the day but I'm treating myself to first class so as I can get hammered without the hindrance of a group of fucking arseholes playing Trivial Pursuit behind me who seem to assume that the rest of the train is well impressed by their intellect. And the unhealthy c**t nearby who spends the whole 7 hours coughing his guts up......

Are offerings of prejudiced greetings allowed...??

I may turn up at the local mosque in London dressed as Santa and just as I'm about to be killed by an RPG or blown up by an IED I'll claim I'm in the wrong building

Happy Hannukah. If there is ham served with that turkey, I will sue.

It's my birthday on the 21st too...

Happy Kwanza! May you bear many sons, and death to your enemies.

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

It's my birthday on the 21st too...

Well happy birthday to you and pat now as you'll both be dead on 21st..


end of the world don't ya know...!

We all will so I'll raise a glass now..


Happy birthday lads...

Yeah I did think it would be quite fitting that the world ends on my birthday

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'''HUMBUG'''

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

Yup me too.....


Apart from the Welsh, French and bloke in the next hotel room that turns his fucking TV on at 4 10 in the morning.

I have considered all the possible replies to your malevolence. The one considered most appropriate is " Why don't you piss off, Monkeyface ? ".

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

It's my birthday on the 21st too...

Well happy birthday to you and pat now as you'll both be dead on 21st..


end of the world don't ya know...!

We all will so I'll raise a glass now..


Happy birthday lads...

We've arranged to meet up and demonstrate at the Mayan Embassy

For all the humbug i got invited to a champagne afternnon tea at a posh london hotel. They had westminster choir there belting out carols n stuff. A massive improvement on the underpriveleged orphans singing jingen ben that thai hotels like to drag out this time of year.