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    Nice tree AO.

    Looks like next year I will have to put a tree up. My son has been bugging me to get a tree. Looks like I will have to break a habit of 25 years and put up a damn pagan renewal symbol.

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    What ever happened to Merry Xmas?


    Dear Santa,
    How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from thereindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. Iwould like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 forChristmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.Merry Christmas,Timmy Jones


    * *Dear Timmy, Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are allfine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all thetime you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn’t want you toget fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I’ll bring yousomething you can go outside and play with.Merry Christmas,Santa Claus


    * *Mr. Claus, Seeing that I have fulfilled the “naughty vs. Nice” contract,set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear togranting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn’t want to turn thisjoyous season into one of litigation. Also, don’t you think that a jibe atmy weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bittrite?Respectfully,Tim Jones


    * *Mr. Jones,While I have acknowledged you have met the “nice” criteria,need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is ita guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action,well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney’s have beenon retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will bemore than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise Ialluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your socialskills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like thebottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.Very Truly Yours,S Claus


    * *Now look here Fat Man,I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I wasattempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friendsinto this. Now yourjust be disrespecting me. I’m about to tweet my boysand we’re gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I’m taking my game console,my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!T-Bone


    * *Listen Pizza Face,Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world onone night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? “He seesyou when you’re sleeping; He knows when you’re awake”. Sound familiar,genius? You have no ideawhat kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got yourshit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt peopleandif I described them right now, you’d throw up your Totino’s pizza rollall over the carpet of your mom’s basement. You’re not getting what youasked for, but I’m still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole inyou’re ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.S Clizzy


    * *Dear Santa,Bring me whatever you see fit. I’ll appreciate anything.Timmy


    * *Timmy,That’s what I thought you little bastard.Santa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Lick
    What ever happened to Merry Xmas?
    Hence the tree, the title, and the thread. Whats up? Shouting as well.

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    great job ao, (i'm whispering now)

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    Thanks, my kids are at their school seeing " The Nativity" put on by the drama department. 11 stages in different parts of the campus. Some kind of wild show you walk to some and then take their electric transportation to some.

    Trying to not drink as I have to go pick them up in an hour. My night vision sucks. MERRY CHRISTMAS, and a happy New Year to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Well last Sunday we went to Lotus and bought a 7 foot tree, new ornaments and 700 lights. Well we got it up and plugged it in 600 lights came on and we did not short out the house.
    Had to get a new one as the old one was 6 years old and broke in half last year. As it was late when we got it up after the floods I just used 4 chopsticks and green duct tape to put it back together.

    Anyway this years tree, anybody else putting one up or have it up yet. Now all we need is some cooler weather.

    Really nice tree there AO, looks beautiful.

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