Breakfast

**Bettyboo** · 21-12-2013, 01:58 PM

Can't believe N99 wrecked that nice looking lunchtime snack by covering it with ketchup...

The laptop looks a bit old, and those cheap black sandals don't have much style...

Fuking hell marmite, that looks like you're going full on nuclear war with your stomach - what the fuk did your stomach do to you to deserve that??? Looks very nice though.

I just had:

Fuking crap...

Xmas day will be fun, I forgot about the dates, so I have 20 presentations on the comparative histories of Arabic, Latin, Greek, Sumarian and English. I want to cry. Where can I get a nice breakfast, hmmmmmm???

**Necron99** · 21-12-2013, 02:02 PM

^
^^ It's chili sauce.

**Bettyboo** · 21-12-2013, 02:03 PM

^even worse... & what's up with those crappy sandals?

**MANICHAEAN** · 21-12-2013, 02:08 PM

Camp food:
Breakfast: tuna & powdered eggs.
Dinner: Korean food on a metal tray with indents; mostly kimchi, seaweed soup, pickled cucumber. Keeps one very regular.

**Necron99** · 21-12-2013, 02:08 PM

^^ Big talk from man with NO FUCKING BREAKFAST....

**Bettyboo** · 21-12-2013, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by Necron99

Big talk from man with NO FUCKING BREAKFAST....

But look at me cool sandals (bought in Thailand...) and dinner!

**somtamslap** · 21-12-2013, 02:28 PM

The rice pudding returns!

**Necron99** · 21-12-2013, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by Necron99

Big talk from man with NO FUCKING BREAKFAST....

But look at me cool sandals (bought in Thailand...) and dinner!

What you see in my pic is a pair of flip flops.
Sandals belong in the closet.

With their gay owners....

**aging one** · 21-12-2013, 03:22 PM

First cooked up some dixie sausage and bacon, then did some home style potatoes, then did a cheese omelette for the wife and I as the kids had already left.

**Bettyboo** · 21-12-2013, 03:23 PM

AO, you are something else, mate... I hate you at this moment in time.

**Marmite the Dog** · 21-12-2013, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Satonic

Don't you have lights in your house Marmite?

Tinted bloody windows - shit for camera phones.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Beans look like they were cooked with Semtex

Home made specials with jalapeños. Fucking yummy.

**Marmite the Dog** · 21-12-2013, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by aging one

First cooked up some dixie sausage and bacon, then did some home style potatoes, then did a cheese omelette for the wife and I as the kids had already left.

No wonder you're such a fat bastard!

**aging one** · 21-12-2013, 06:04 PM

Looks good does it mate?

Thats for two.

**Rural Surin** · 21-12-2013, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

The rice pudding returns!

....and the proverbial tinned rice pudding, nevertheless.
How gauche.

**Bettyboo** · 21-12-2013, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

gauche

Gauche is in in the des(s)ert...

I'm going shopping now, and I'll farking well show you flash 'Arries out there what a breakfast is!

**Ratchaburi** · 21-12-2013, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by aging one

First cooked up some dixie sausage and bacon, then did some home style potatoes, then did a cheese omelette for the wife and I as the kids had already left.

Looks great AO, food for a king.

**ralphlsasser** · 23-12-2013, 03:04 AM

Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier

Scrambled eggs, beans, sausage, bacon, fried tomato, toast, butter, coffee and orange juice served up by a foxy wench.

To hell with the food. Just have the foxy wench for breakfast.

**ralphlsasser** · 23-12-2013, 03:07 AM

Originally Posted by aging one

First cooked up some dixie sausage and bacon, then did some home style potatoes, then did a cheese omelette for the wife and I as the kids had already left.

AO, you KNOW how to put on a spread for breakfast. Damn I'm hungry.

**peaches** · 01-01-2014, 01:19 PM

Piers Morgan's Duck Soup, followed by Spare Ribs, in Brett Lee sauce

**The Fresh Prince** · 01-01-2014, 01:47 PM

For about a month now I've been having a blended fruit shake for my pre-breakfast and without doing any exercise and putting in zero effort my small beer belly has almost completely disappeared to reveal my long lost six pack.

1 x Banana (skinned)
1 x Red Apple (skin on but cored)
5 x Strawberrys (Frozen are better that fresh)
1 x Splash of milk (cold)

This didn't happen this morning though. I had a full English Breakfast.

**sunsetter** · 01-01-2014, 04:32 PM

Same same, but freshly squeezed grapefruit juice

**panama hat** · 01-01-2014, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

pre-breakfast

wazzat?

**Rural Surin** · 01-01-2014, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

pre-breakfast

wazzat?

Perhaps he's referring to a pre-breakfast tryst...

**charleyboy** · 02-01-2014, 08:32 AM

I'm liking the look of FP's milkshake!

Best sausages in Thailand.

Lincoln sausage on crustless bread.

**somtamslap** · 02-01-2014, 09:08 AM

^ You cut the crusts of your bread?

Do you also drink Breezers?

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