Thread: What's the most pissed you've been?

there were a couple I dont remember

there was one I do, but I would rather not

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I live in OZ with a crazy Jap called Yogi who would have one shot of southern comfort then go wild falling all over the place.

Have you moved recently?

there were a couple I dont remember

there was one I do, but I would rather not

Spill the beans!! No secrets here!

There was another time in Korea where the same Canadian and I decided to drink a bottle of 151 proof Bacardi in just over and hour or so before going out.

We got in a taxi where we lived and set off into Seoul to meet some friends whom we kept calling up giving them a running commentry of where we were (we had no idea though). For some reason best known to use we decided that the taxi driver was trying to rip us off so we got out and started walking (no idea where we were) we stumbled about for ages before we found a subway and got onto it (this was the last train).

On the train we had no idea where we were going so we got off after a few stops to see what was part of seoul we were in. We tried to exit the subway system but couldn't find the exit. Eventually some really angry security guard came and escorted us out where we got into another taxi and tried to get to our mates. Somehow this taxi drove us somewhere completely different.

The next thing I knew we were getting out of a taxi outside our apartment - 3 hours and we had managed to get back to where we started. So we gave up and went back inside where the Canadian was sick all night.

Our friends we went to meet came around first thing in the morning worried as to what had happened to us cause our phone calls had got stranger and stranger as the 151 had done its damage.

If you ever get the chance to drink 151 Bacardi do it - wicked stuff.

Originally Posted by SiamCutie

I once tried to keep up with a woman friend of my hubbie, drinking red wine...

oh boy, I talk to the toilet all night and couln't drink for a month

my dear hubbie was not sympathetic...he said he warned me to slow down (true) but I just wanted to be same drinker as her. He even made me clean up the next day cos I had blocked the sink in my first dash to bathroom

FACT: Asians are crap drinkers.

FACT: Women are crap drinkers.

FACT: Asian women are..... well, you work it out!

I"ve yet to find a women that can drink me under the table.

Originally Posted by Professorfart

there were a couple I dont remember

there was one I do, but I would rather not

Spill the beans!! No secrets here!

from what I remember, I had eaten no beans. But there they were, along with tomato skins and some other weird looking stuff

lovely

Originally Posted by DrAndy

well Marmite, what you say may well be true- IF you want to see drinking as good. So you say a crap drinker is someone who cannot drink a lot. I see crap drinkers as people who drink too much normally!!

anyway, if you were a mathematician, you would know that two negatives combined make a positive. So crapxcrap=good

so Asian women are good (drinkers) hah!

I wish I was a crap drinker sometimes. It would save me loads of money and I wouldn't be such a fat git.

ANother 151 night I polished off the best part of a bottle to myself and headed out into Itaewon to a club there - I was with three pissed up Kiwi girls and the Canadaian again.

I booty ground some big black dude on the dance floor, stole and Indian mans bar stool as he was sitting down then kept lying to his face that it was my bar stool and he was just trying to cause problems. Stole some guys wallet on a chain and pretended to walk him like a dog with it attached to his trousers (fuck knows what happened there) and then did the congo with the Kiwi girls and a few others that joined in the firvolites before falling over and taking out most of the dance floor.

I went home polished off a bottle of Jonny W with the canadia bought a bottle of swing which was so bad we couldn't drink it and had to use it as a door stop.

I woke up on the living room floor witht he rest of the apartment a looking at me. When I stood up I was still fucking wasted beyond belief and couldn't stand.

THAT was seriously pissed and I wasn't sick.

All good stuff

Then there was the time I went on one of my final coke binges. My flat mate could smell the alcohol at the front door. She hadn't seen me for three days. I had no idea where I had been. She made me get up but al the coke had worn off and I couldn't walk - her and my friend little Sarah had to support me to the shops and back to get fresh air.

Fucked up - first time I admitted that the sniff maybe ad become a bit much.

"Drinking? baah humbug.alcoholics" BKK Phil

walked round chiangmai for two hours trying to find my way home ,gave up in the end waited for sunrise then hailed a songtaw

As a rule i dont drink, normally once or twice a year just so new friends can see why i dont drink.

I normally go from sober to unconcious in 2 hours. Complete lightweight, but only in drinking terms. At 6"8 and 22 stone you would think i would be able to drink more