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    MKP - An idiot's guide

    To save the valuable time of all TD members, here is a brief summary of all past, present & future threads in MKP.

    "Blah... Blah.... Blah...."
    "Oh look another piece of crap from the resident retard"
    "Who you calling a retard, retard?"
    "You."
    "You're the retard. You said......"
    "No I didnt"
    "Yes you did"
    "Where's the link?"
    "Must have been deleted"
    "He did say that" (Resident MKP Poster 1)
    "He's a cock" (Resident MKP Poster 2)
    "Prove it. Gay boy"
    "Meltdown coming"
    "Keep saying that until you believe it yourself"
    "Retard"
    "Fag"
    "Arsebandit"
    "Oh look he's doing it again." (Resident MKP Jailee 1 using one of his 5 posts)
    "Stop Stalking me"
    "You're on ignore"
    "How am I on ignore if you read that?"
    "I cant read that because you're on ignore"
    "I'm not stalking you, you're stalking me"
    "Stop bringing my family into it"
    "I didnt"
    "Yes you did"
    "No I didnt"
    "Yes you did"
    "Show me a link"
    "Must have been deleted"
    "He did say that" (Resident MKP Poster 1)
    "He's a cock" (Resident MKP Poster 2)
    "Prove it. Gay boy"
    "Meltdown coming"
    "Keep saying that until you believe it yourself"
    "Retard"
    "Fag"
    "Arsebandit"
    "Oh look he's doing it again." (Resident MKP Jailee 2 using one of his 5 posts)
    "Stop Stalking me"
    "You're on ignore"
    etc
    etc
    etc


    I hope this post has saved many members countless amounts of time that would otherwise have been wasted reading schoolyard drivel.
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    sort of new how it worked but thanks for clarifying

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    you smell....

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    You called me wife a whore... do you wanna do that to my face keyboard warrior?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson View Post
    You called me wife a whore... do you wanna do that to my face keyboard warrior?
    well, if the shoe fits, someone should hit you with it :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson View Post
    You called me wife a whore... do you wanna do that to my face keyboard warrior?
    Didn't somebody actually say that to you Willy?

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    I think you have managed to grasp the gist of it quite well. Sums about about the first twenty posts in a compact posting !

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    It does seem moronic when one is outside the thread, and witnesses the obstinacy and immovability of fixed positions.

    It is different when one is part of the imbrogliio, the delicate cut and thrust, the rapier like exchange of wit ! Then it is as addictive as Crack.

    Page refreshing every half minute is compulsory, families, and reading night time stories to kids is set aside !

    I once got the better of Ant in a particularly pointless exchange. It was iniquitous really, as he was in the right - but I prodded and pushed .....and finally boxed him in with the deft quality of my rhetoric - eliciting the implicit tap-out ....... written as .....'YAWN'

    a rare inter-moronial submission !

    It was one of the proudest moments of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    as he was in the right
    You are not supposed to read the replies in MKP
    Just keep bashing away at your own fixed opinion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    as he was in the right
    You are not supposed to read the replies in MKP
    Just keep bashing away at your own fixed opinion

    correct, and you must start frothing at the mouth and melting down

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    [QUOTE="The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog"] the delicate cut and thrust, the rapier like exchange of wit ![/QUOTE

    Heh, heh...Laughed out loud, I did...Good one, Ghost!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    To save the valuable time of all TD members, here is a brief summary of all past, present & future threads in MKP.

    "Blah... Blah.... Blah...."
    "Oh look another piece of crap from the resident retard"
    "Who you calling a retard, retard?"
    "You."
    "You're the retard. You said......"
    "No I didnt"
    "Yes you did"
    "Where's the link?"
    "Must have been deleted"
    "He did say that" (Resident MKP Poster 1)
    "He's a cock" (Resident MKP Poster 2)
    "Prove it. Gay boy"
    "Meltdown coming"
    "Keep saying that until you believe it yourself"
    "Retard"
    "Fag"
    "Arsebandit"
    "Oh look he's doing it again." (Resident MKP Jailee 1 using one of his 5 posts)
    "Stop Stalking me"
    "You're on ignore"
    "How am I on ignore if you read that?"
    "I cant read that because you're on ignore"
    "I'm not stalking you, you're stalking me"
    "Stop bringing my family into it"
    "I didnt"
    "Yes you did"
    "No I didnt"
    "Yes you did"
    "Show me a link"
    "Must have been deleted"
    "He did say that" (Resident MKP Poster 1)
    "He's a cock" (Resident MKP Poster 2)
    "Prove it. Gay boy"
    "Meltdown coming"
    "Keep saying that until you believe it yourself"
    "Retard"
    "Fag"
    "Arsebandit"
    "Oh look he's doing it again." (Resident MKP Jailee 2 using one of his 5 posts)
    "Stop Stalking me"
    "You're on ignore"
    etc
    etc
    etc


    I hope this post has saved many members countless amounts of time that would otherwise have been wasted reading schoolyard drivel.
    I just read that bb thread too

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    All 525 posts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    All 525 posts?
    No, I was already up to page 9. I read 14 pages I think, but must have missed a lot of juicy stuff cus when I got to the last page, Egg Sandwich had been jailed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    All 525 posts?
    No, I was already up to page 9. I read 14 pages I think, but must have missed a lot of juicy stuff cus when I got to the last page, Egg Sandwich had been jailed
    More to do with the children punishment thread, is my guess. He was getting pretty nasty and personal over there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    All 525 posts?
    No, I was already up to page 9. I read 14 pages I think, but must have missed a lot of juicy stuff cus when I got to the last page, Egg Sandwich had been jailed
    More to do with the children punishment thread, is my guess. He was getting pretty nasty and personal over there.
    Another fine bit of selective moderating again. Andy baits another person into jail, and yet walks scott free while the baitee gets jailed.

    How many is that now that Andy has baited into jail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    All 525 posts?
    No, I was already up to page 9. I read 14 pages I think, but must have missed a lot of juicy stuff cus when I got to the last page, Egg Sandwich had been jailed
    More to do with the children punishment thread, is my guess. He was getting pretty nasty and personal over there.
    Another fine bit of selective moderating again. Andy baits another person into jail, and yet walks scott free while the baitee gets jailed.

    How many is that now that Andy has baited into jail?
    Baited? Poor baitee. Shame he didn't have the brains not to grab the bare hook.

    Apologist wanker. Wanker was left out of the OP. The most ubiquitous meaningless noise the Brits make, followed by Marmite.

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    About 327 times, problem was I never did.

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    ^ 34

    and as for you and your little quartet of bullyboys, if you overstep the line then you get jailed

    a coordinated attack on another member by mentally challenged individuals is always going to end in tears

    You must have PM'd each other to decide what attack to make, as most of the initail posts by you, Spoonhead, Bumboy, Bitingbutt and Eggplant were all so similar in content

    so if any blame is necessary, take it yourself

    wriggle wriggle little Niggle
    I have reported your post

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post

    You must have PM'd each other to decide what attack to make,
    Oh my. Paranoia setting in andy?

    Lots of people dislike you for the same reasons. No need for co-ordination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post

    You must have PM'd each other to decide what attack to make,
    Oh my. Paranoia setting in andy?

    Lots of people dislike you for the same reasons. No need for co-ordination.

    seems like you needed to

    a bit sad really, nothing original to post, just the same nonsense

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg

    Another fine bit of selective moderating again.

    Andy baits another person into jail, and yet walks scott free while the baitee gets jailed.
    Concur .

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    whilst the exchanges got unnecessarily heated, only one person started using insulting language and bringing in family insults to try to hurt the other, as well as physical threats

    Anyone who posts that type of stuff only has themselves to blame

    if a person does not like the opinions of another, they can refute them

    they should not need to attack the poster of those opinions; if they are that sort of person they can put the poster on ignore or just go away

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    whilst the exchanges got unnecessarily heated, only one person started using insulting language and bringing in family insults to try to hurt the other, as well as physical threats

    Anyone who posts that type of stuff only has themselves to blame
    And on what planet are your comments about how he "beats" (your word, not his) his children NOT family related?

    On what planet are your continual referencing of BBs wife NOT family related?

    Double standard is clearly in play on this baord.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    whilst the exchanges got unnecessarily heated, only one person started using insulting language and bringing in family insults to try to hurt the other, as well as physical threats

    Anyone who posts that type of stuff only has themselves to blame
    And on what planet are your comments about how he "beats" (your word, not his) his children NOT family related?

    On what planet are your continual referencing of BBs wife NOT family related?

    Double standard is clearly in play on this baord.

    first, the thread was about children, and Eggplant took some remarks personally and brought his kids into the argument

    he said he had the right to smack his kids, I said he had no right

    no nasty references were made about his kids, the victims

    Second, the article by Drummond and the local paper was all about Bumboy and his terrifying actions against his wife and her solicitor

    no nasty references were made about his wife, the victim

    If you don't see the difference, you have a problem

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