Slap goes for a haircut, ends up getting wanked off

There will come a time, Slap, when you go out for a haircut, arrive back home still looking like Boris Johnson, and Mrs Slap will notice (a) that you've been out to get shorn but didn't, and (b) that your wallet has mysteriously lost weight. Sooner or later, two plus two will equal four, and we'll hear no more from Slap. We may, of course, hear of him. In News.

^ Footnote: You have to be at least 400 km's away from your better half should you wish to keep your current status of being 'alive' after the indiscretion.

You may well find the jungle drums are more effective than you think...

Those back to front nylon hairdressers capes come in handy for hiding warm fleshy footstools.

Brings a whole new meaning to the 'Bob' hairstyle

The look on your face as the next customer walks in; Priceless

There used to be a lot of "barber shops" with blacked-out windows in Rayong a few years ago.

I ventured in once, on the premise of getting an actual haircut, and spent a lovely couple of hours later shagging the shyte out of the "hairdresser" girl that had just given me a clumsy trim. Recommended, especially if you've ever fantasized about doing your stylist.

Sadly, all those places are now closed.

^ But did she do a good job on your hair ?

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Originally Posted by bobo746

But did she do a good job on your hair ?

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Originally Posted by kmart

had just given me a clumsy trim.

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It seems the styling process was somewhat hurried.

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Originally Posted by somtamslap

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But did she do a good job on your hair ?

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Originally Posted by kmart

had just given me a clumsy trim.

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It seems the styling process was somewhat hurried.

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She did a good job considering that she was wriggling on the chair arm-rests, and writhing over me as she was at least attempting to cut my hair. :) At that point, I couldn't have cared less if she'd made me look like a bomb victim, tbh.

So, is that a recommendation...?

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Originally Posted by kmart

She did a good job considering that she was wriggling on the chair arm-rests, and writhing over me as she was at least attempting to cut my hair.

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I fucking hate it when that happens. :)

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

did you get a haircut?

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Negative..

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Did you get a wax job then? back, sack and crack....

^ I'm not sure. I may have done when I wasn't looking...

One never can trust these Siamese types. As cute and innocent as their facades may appear, the cruxt of the matter is that they are all (yes, all) sadistic nymphomaniacs..apart from my wife who is just a maniac.

Quickie. Would there be repercussions on here if I documented a former life where which I purveyed narcotics in the country?

Yours,

Slap

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Would there be repercussions on here if I documented a former life where which I purveyed narcotics in the country?

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naa, go for it