Thailand: rookie mistakes

**harrybarracuda** · 20-07-2012, 05:00 PM

Expecting your starter, main course and dessert to arrive in that order.

**alwarner** · 20-07-2012, 05:02 PM

Letting a tuk tuk driver take you to a tailor even though you've been told not to.

**Albert Shagnastier** · 20-07-2012, 05:29 PM

Believing that you are indeed a "very lucky man"

**9999** · 20-07-2012, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Expecting your starter, main course and dessert to arrive in that order.

Or expecting to dine at the same time as those you went out to eat with.

**Bogon** · 20-07-2012, 09:43 PM

Rookie mistakes...

#1 - Thinking you are the 1st ever white bloke/bird to get up and swing around a chrome pole in a gogo bar, then sitting down thinking you are the dogs bollocks.

#2 - Not looking behind you before you open the taxi door. Many a motobike rider has succumbed to injury by being "taken out" by an unexpected door opening.

#3 - Drinking Chang.

#4 - Going to a busy temple with your new U.K purchased Nikes on. Remove them to enter a sacred part of said wat and return to the public shoerack where you left them 10 minutes ago to find some Adda sandals in their place.

#5 - Taking a swing at the bloke in the restaurant toilet for trying to get you in a Full-Nelson or Boston Crab, not realising he only wants to give you a man massage whilst taking a piss.

#6 - Flicking a ciggie butt on the floor. The stampede by the ciggie police/real police/faux security gaurd to be the 1st on he scene to remove you of 2,000 baht is an art on it's own.

**ShrewedPunter** · 21-07-2012, 12:20 AM

Thinking that a game of connect4 is just a friendly gesture from a bored member of bar staff..

Can i just ask. When tehy ask if i want to play Pool with that, im guessing that involves money as well if i lose?

**9999** · 21-07-2012, 09:07 AM

^ It would be customary, but not obligatory, to buy them a drink if they beat you.

I usually give them 10/1 odds on 10bt if I'm out playing.

**Cujo** · 21-07-2012, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by 9999

^ It would be customary, but not obligatory, to buy them a drink if they beat you.

I usually give them 10/1 odds on 10bt if I'm out playing.

I think if you beat them you get a blowjob don't you.

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