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    When That Day Comes...

    Currently, I am cruising at 56 (unbelievable) in pretty good shape. I am thinking about 86 (came to me in a dream) is when I will feed the fish.

    So I still have plenty of time to enjoy life and I will!

    And you?

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    If I'd known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillbilly View Post

    Currently, I am cruising at 56 (unbelievable) in pretty good shape.

    You silly old Fucker Billy.

    I'm only 54, I don't associate with old fokers like you just in case you spill the contents of your colostomy bag in my Singa.

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    putting plan B into operation as fast as I can

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    I doubt I will make it to 50.

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    I agree with Harry. That's why I dragged my sorry arse down the gym at six this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy View Post
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    End it now mate .... why suffer ?

    I'm a young 54 myself , fit as a stringless fiddle !

    A life of liberal Nivea application has kept me young and ' ansum looking.

    Women still come up to me at the shopping malls and say :


    ' Garuna chamra bin kune ka '

    Which is Thai for ' I want to have your children '

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    Bangyai mate. When they say that ....

    They mean I wanna (have as in) sleep with your 21 year old son daddyo....










    Sorry..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore View Post
    Bangyai mate. When they say that ....

    They mean I wanna (have as in) sleep with your 21 year old son daddyo....


    Sorry..
    You do realise you've just shattered a wonderful illusion.

    Luckily, I don't have a son so I 'm still in with a dogs chance.
    Just as well we don't have a dog anymore though. Disappeared in the floods.

    Now I know where .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangyai
    Which is Thai for ' I want to have your children '
    Bangyai.....wake up it's after 5pm

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    Buried a good mate on Friday,Frank was 48.Fuck it live each day like your never getting another one.

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    ^ I take it day by day and don't think too much about the consequences.

    Probably be the death of me but I'll die happy.

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    ^How ya gonna know iff'n you don't wake up? 48 not altogether bad luck Croc-man, perhaps just plane good living killed him? BTW, Hillbilly, pretty morbid thread if you ask me, but then perhaps I don't give it enough credit, death that is.

    Me, I'm into reincarnation otherwise I can't justify all the bad and good that has been part of me. Some of us need more chances than other's you know.

    Sweet dreams guys...

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    We all know some fuker that pegged out way to soon but as long as they where having a reasonable time its all that matters.

    Hence whilst I give it up to the Expats who have found happiness with there ladies in Thailand.

    Onya lads.

    Cheers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillbilly View Post
    Currently, I am cruising at 56 (unbelievable) in pretty good shape. I am thinking about 86 (came to me in a dream) is when I will feed the fish.

    So I still have plenty of time to enjoy life and I will!

    And you?


    57, fit, and looking good for all those years.

    Of course I could drop dead tomorrow from some unknown aliment or get hit by a number 47 bus, but that’s life I guess.

    My mother’s side has a longevity gene and people say I take after my Ma, so maybe that’s a good sign.

    I had the number 82 in mind for some reason and I have worked my finances around that, so I suppose if I live to 83 I’ll be skint.
    You know nothing Jon Snow.

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    Bloody old fools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyFree View Post
    Bloody old fools.
    Bloody young fools.

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    Enjoy each day as you wake lads ,, believe me I do now , my youngest son never woke up from his sleep one day when he was just 25 years old ,, since then it certainly stopped my daily moaning and groaning .

    As some one already has said live and enjoy each day ,, I do
    I'm proud of my 38" waist , also proud I have never done drugs

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    I am 40... Half way there?

    Time is speeding up each year though which is a bit unfair. I try just staring at the wall sometimes to make it slow down again but I think it is beyond my control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt View Post
    ^How ya gonna know iff'n you don't wake up? 48 not altogether bad luck Croc-man, perhaps just plane good living killed him? BTW, Hillbilly, pretty morbid thread if you ask me, but then perhaps I don't give it enough credit, death that is.

    Me, I'm into reincarnation otherwise I can't justify all the bad and good that has been part of me. Some of us need more chances than other's you know.

    Sweet dreams guys...
    Plain old hard living killed Frank.Heart stopped due to booze and smokes. We sent him off well with a lot of laughs.And if reincarnation is your thing good luck to you but I doubt Frank could come out for the next round.

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    ^ Here's to "hard living," and Frank. See ya next time around. I always considered it a "duty," to live your life as fully as possible. My motto: "Anything worth doing is worth doing to the Max." Kind of like living on a roller coaster without brakes you're entire life.

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    As the Who used to sing .......' Hope I die before I get old ' ......

    I get my state pension next month , have I left it to late ?

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    Looking back over the years, 60+ of them now, "wondering how it is that I've managed to make it this far".

    I'm knocking on wood her now fellows, but all seems to be going well. As my good old Father would say about things going in your favor, it's attributable to "Good clean living"... Hummm. now that can't be altogether true. Otherwise I'd be back at my initial thought of "wondering how it is that I've managed to make it this far".
    "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff....and it is all small stuff"

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