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    Question Short wives

    Don't worry if your wife is short. You probably look like Shaq, the basketball star.


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    He's got a beautiful gal. This pic is from 2011 I guess. Sometimes it looks surealistic. Sorry I can't help but laugh when I look at this. My wife is a midget,too. I guess I am laughing at myself. Seriously is this picture real?


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    She's probably of normal height...

    He's the freak.

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    Here he is with Bush


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    He uses her as a dick-puppet.

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    She looks normal height, 5-something feet. Shaq's 7-1.

    Shaquille O'Neal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal ( /ʃəˈkl/ shə-KEEL; born March 6, 1972), nicknamed "Shaq" ( /ˈʃæk/ SHAK), is a retired American basketball player and current analyst on the television program Inside the NBA. Standing 7 ft 1 in (2.16 m) tall and weighing 325 pounds (147 kg), he was one of the heaviest players ever to play in the NBA. Throughout his 19-year career, O'Neal used his size and strength to overpower opponents for points and rebounds.
    Early '90s the USA "Dream Team" stayed at a hotel I was working at - bunch of NBA MVPs they put together to be the olympic team. I walked among Shaq and others, reminded me of a walk through the Calif redwood trees.

    Shaq was still dwarfed by Chinese NBA Superhero Yao Ming, who's 7-6,

    Yao Ming - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Yao Ming (born September 12, 1980) is a retired Chinese professional basketball player who last played for the Houston Rockets of the National Basketball Association (NBA). At the time of his final season, he was the tallest active player in the NBA, at 2.29 m (7 ft 6 in).[1]


    Ming was a much more well-rounded player than Shaq too. Shaq had wrist problems and could hardly hit a basket outside of arms reach of the hoop, where he could slam it. Awful free-thrower, only hit around half. Ming hit somewhere around 90% of his free throws.

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    Come on- Shaq has four rings to Yao's zero, and Yao spent 250 games on the bench due to injury in his last six seasons- Shaq wasn't elegant, but he was a winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FailSafe View Post
    ^

    Come on- Shaq has four rings to Yao's zero, and Yao spent 250 games on the bench due to injury in his last six seasons- Shaq wasn't elegant, but he was a winner.
    Shaq has four because of Kobe, et al.

    Not even close to being the all-around player at his position.
    Over-rated.

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    Shaq lives the dream. Cock in her mouth without bending down and a great place to store his pint.

    Winning

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    I remember seeing Manute Bol playing in Cleveland against (IIRC) the Cavaliers. Seemed to me they hired him because he could almost put his hand over the basket. Didn't do much else but stand there trying to block.


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    I bet she never speaks with her mouth full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FailSafe View Post
    ^

    Come on- Shaq has four rings to Yao's zero, and Yao spent 250 games on the bench due to injury in his last six seasons- Shaq wasn't elegant, but he was a winner.
    Shaq has four because of Kobe, et al.

    Not even close to being the all-around player at his position.
    Over-rated.
    No, not the best at his position, but a great player none-the-less- he was a three-time Finals MVP and he won the NBA MVP in 2000- being a 15 time all-star isn't too shabby either. You could just as easily argue that some of Kobe's rings are due to Shaq (and Shaq won one without him)- you can't win without a dominating center. Bear in mind that I hate the Lakers, so I'm not pumping him up because I'm a fan of his, but I have to give credit where it's due.
    There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    I remember seeing Manute Bol playing in Cleveland
    How tall is he Harry?...

    I saw a 7' 10" college player when he played against an Illinois university team...

    I think he was from Indiana, but he made seven-footers look small...

    He was a head taller than Shaq...

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    Imagine she cut you up in her car and you followed her home to remonstrate with her ,, just then her old man limbo's out under the front door to greet her !!!!


    er,,,,,,,,,,,hello sir just wanted to let you know your wife's car has a brake light out ??

    screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccchhhh !!!!!!!!!
    I'm proud of my 38" waist , also proud I have never done drugs

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    And he did look good in green!!!!

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    the movies...




    Reality...


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    ^ I do hope that's not Kim B...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    I remember seeing Manute Bol playing in Cleveland
    How tall is he Harry?...

    I saw a 7' 10" college player when he played against an Illinois university team...

    I think he was from Indiana, but he made seven-footers look small...

    He was a head taller than Shaq...
    7' 7".

    Died when he was only 48 as well, a couple years ago.
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