Now before you less than manly types who like to dance the chocolate cha-cha make any lewd or lascivious suggestions, I should make it known that I am seeking serious instructions on the correct ablutionary usage of a "bum gum".
After many trips around Asia and countless more trips to asian toilets, the finer points of bum gunnery continue to elude me, causing much mirth and merriment for the Dragon Lady and never-ending embarressment for myself.
To help remedy this messy situation I am seeking tips regarding the correct angle of the gun, the proximity of the gun to the affected area,should the gun be kept steady or maybe waggled about, what is the correct pressure required to affect a satisfactory result and maybe some discussion about benefits of tackling the problem head on or from behind.
Any and indeed all educated suggestions will be taken on board and given serious consideration.