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    When you are dead

    what sort of coffin would you like, assuming you don't want to pollute the atmosphere with your soot and ashes

    I want a lovely cute bargirl coffin so I can lie inside her forever

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    I'm happy with soot & ashes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post
    what sort of coffin would you like, assuming you don't want to pollute the atmosphere with your soot and ashes

    I want a lovely cute bargirl coffin so I can lie inside her forever
    Geezered pervert.

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    Got mine planned.......



    In China, your family has more luck if more people show up to your funeral. So it is a tradition to round up as many people as possible - even if these people don't know the deceased. One way to do this is to hire exotic dancers for funeral processions. This way, more people are sure to show up to the funeral. It's illegal, but that hasn't stopped the practice from gaining a rather large following.
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    I wanna be burned, after donating my organs, my lungs, liver and cock wont be much use to anybody though :-)

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    I'll be set atop the spirit house [ash urn]....

    Next to the packet of Krung Tip, Fanta Green, and jigger of Lau Khow.

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    Munch me and pour me into some quality plastic buckets, FDA approved food grade of course and sell me to the Russian birds on walking street.

    Donate my hair to Nedwalk, Daveboy, Koojo, Hooter and all the other bald foks that sleep too close to the bedhead.

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    I'd like a tree planted on my grave so that my atoms can be part of something living again. Also means I won't have to worry about getting rooted in the next life.

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    I want to be fish food. Always liked fish.

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    Don't care what you do with me, i'll be dead...

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    What a morbid thread.

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    ^Sorry, that was a homage to the trademark Dr Andy one line post, I didn't mean to infringe on his copyright.

    I actually want summat like one of these pimped-out coffins:








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    I want to lie around and slowly rot, leaving my mark on this planet as long as I can. If I get munched on by the doggies, even better, I get transformed in sheet which gets tracked into everyone's house.

    Just like being part of the family.

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    I'll be happy placed inside a tractor tyre and doused with petrol then set alight.

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    ^ How you would like to die or when you are dead?

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    I think fancy coffins and mausoleums are just ridiculous. Waste the money on a good piss up instead- celebrate life, not death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins View Post
    ^ How you would like to die or when you are dead?
    Looking at the thread title I would already be dead, How I actually achieve this status has not yet been determined but my guess will either be a drunken accident (vehicular) or a heart attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    I'll be happy placed inside a tractor tyre and doused with petrol then set alight.
    Called "a Nigerian Neckless." Quite common there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    I'm happy with soot & ashes...
    Same.

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    I want a coffin with "DrAndy" written on both sides and the lid, also with a big picture of his tree avatar.

    It will match my full back tattoo, my key-ring and my "DrAndy" lunchbox, backpack and pencil case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    I think fancy coffins and mausoleums are just ridiculous. Waste the money on a good piss up instead- celebrate life, not death.
    death is part of life

    so celebrate it now by designing your coffin

    if you want to pollute the planet and get burnt, then burn the coffin too

    those African ones are the business

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eugene Tackleberry View Post
    I want a coffin with "DrAndy" written on both sides and the lid, also with a big picture of his tree avatar.

    It will match my full back tattoo, my key-ring and my "DrAndy" lunchbox, backpack and pencil case.

    have you heard of "trademark infringement"?

    send a cheque for $3 immediately

    no, make that $4 as the lunchbox is extra - how did you manage to get my avatar on your "lunchbox"?

    lunchbox [ˈlʌntʃˌbɒks]
    n 1. a container for carrying a packed lunch
    2. Brit and Austral humorous a man's genitals

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    I have set aside Baht 100 so all my friends can have at least one drink.

    BBQ for me remains.

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    There is a small cemetery in Phrae reserved exclusively for British.
    It is a legacy left over from the days when there was a British logging company here.
    I want to be buried there away from the riff raff

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