Thread: When you are dead

I wanna be chopped up and fed to pigs. why not, everything else is.

A coffin is just a marketing ploy for some scum bag to make money on you kickin the bucket.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Necron99

Actually, if you wanted to go out in style, particularly the Patts and Phuket crowd, how about a good viking funeral?

yeah, take out a JetSki and set yourself alight, that'll fool them

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Don't they do that in one of the Arab countries ? take you out into the desert and let the buzzards circle round onto you

maybe with vultures

buzzards are predators and hunters, not scavengers

Buzzards may be skilled hunters but will eat carrion if its on offer.
I don't mind which birds peck at my flesh.

Originally Posted by Bower

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by Necron99

Actually, if you wanted to go out in style, particularly the Patts and Phuket crowd, how about a good viking funeral?

yeah, take out a JetSki and set yourself alight, that'll fool them

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Don't they do that in one of the Arab countries ? take you out into the desert and let the buzzards circle round onto you

maybe with vultures

buzzards are predators and hunters, not scavengers

Buzzards may be skilled hunters but will eat carrion if its on offer.
I don't mind which birds peck at my flesh.

In our part of sunny Sussex most likely going to be seagulls.

I want to be left out and eaten by maggots over 3 days. My flesh will then be transformed into 10,000 flies each of which will have 2,000 eye lenses giving me 20,000,000 eyes. I will then be able to fly up 5,000 girls skirts and into 5,000 girls bedrooms and watch them get their kit off.

help me

help me

How disgusting Loopy ,, can't green I'm afraid

Whip me, Stab me, Shoot me, Kill me, Cut me up n burn my carcass then bury the ashes under a granite headstone at the foot of my domain. You may inscribe a few words " Here lies Maliciuos, he lived and died"

You may bring 1000 ladies clad in black lace, frills and fishnets (and them french maid kits) to celebrate my journey to the afterlife. You may frollic, fornicate, party and fuck upon my grave. Then if you could plant a couple of Frangipanis, lay a laurel wreath, weep awhile and say goodbye.

When it's time to go I am ready. Just keep wondering how I got this far?

Originally Posted by Carrabow

When it's time to go I am ready. Just keep wondering how I got this far?

Going by your house build if you were planning on building your own tomb I would start sooner rather than later........

Quite enjoyed this actually, I want a Ghanain funeral!

Theres a nice man out there you can make staged payments to direct from your bank if you like ,, a kinda pre paid do

Something like this might be nice to put on the front porch.

I nearly went to that exhibition in London but chickened out

shows some imagination

but the Bangkok Post is more absorbent