Thread: Wouldja do this for a million quid?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Ive gone giddy eating me cornflakes watching that poxy vid

No a fucking chance.

The lad doesn't even have pubes yet.



Though that's because they don't grow on steel.

I would suck a procession of cocks with a t-shirt showing a picture of me doing it, for a million quid.

A few years ago, no, but now I'd like to retire.

^ Pat, where did that come from; why did you feel the need to share it with us???

^In case there were a few millionaires on TD who could organise a consortium and also happened to fancy having their cocks sucked...I'd even practise on them for an hour beforehand before the event.....

^ you're not doing your image (already exceptionally low... ) any good, mate!

I'd spend at least £10,000 of it on mouthwash afterwards

Blimey. It didn't take Pat long to make an attention seeking twat out of himself on this innocuous thread.

In under ten posts. Scampy might have to hand his medal over.

I reckon many of us could do this one (or could have in younger years):



Some more stupid French folks? Hopefully it will become a trend there and we'll see them in the Darwin awards...

Some people put a lot of faith in welders.

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Blimey. It didn't take Pat long to make an attention seeking twat out of himself on this innocuous thread.

In under ten posts. Scampy might have to hand his medal over.

So what would you do for a million? (answer even if you already have a million)

Yeah...sure...I'd do it...a million quid?...why the fck not?...

Wimps if it were me I'd have finished it off with a flanking pose specially the dude on the lamp post he definatly should have finished with a good flanking

^ what's a flanking?

Flanking?...

Planking?...

Those guys get my admiration but they are fucking nuts...completely.

wanking there were some girls down below.
If you are going to break the law you may as well make the most out of the occasion and get your court hearings worth

They don't learn, however.

One lady's parachute failed to open last week when she jumped from a tower in Malaysia.

Obviously she was turned into a large red paint stain the moment she landed.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Those guys get my admiration but they are fucking nuts...completely

Think about Bear Grills ohhhhhh then get a camera man to film the camera man filming Bear.
Bear would look like a girl in a blouse compared to the camera dude

I'd have to work out and practise first.

That's pretty mental. Closest I've got to that was scaling the crane that was up to put up the Millenium Wheel. Rather drunk at the time going up was both quick and easy. However after reaching the top and then looking down things got a little trickier and the decent was done with sobering care.