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    You can't beat the British tabloids for news coverage....

    Balotelli hooker Jenny Thompson in romp with randy dwarf Josh Bennett

    Hi-ho, hi-ho it's off to bed we go

    Pint sighs ... Josh Bennett hoped to start a relationship with Jenny Thompson


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    Published: Today at 00:01


    HOOKER Jenny Thompson had a night of passion with a dwarf — and it left her feeling grumpy.


    Jenny, who famously bedded footballers Mario Balotelli and Wayne Rooney, slept with 4ft 5in actor Josh Bennett after a drunken night out. But yesterday she said she was far from happy about the brief fling with Josh, from Channel 4 reality show Seven Dwarves.
    Jenny said: “Sleeping with Josh was a big mistake. Not because of his size but because it was a one-night stand and I’m not that type of girl.
    “He wasn’t very good in bed. He isn’t as well hung as Wayne and definitely not Mario. I think I probably fell asleep. I woke up in the morning with a huge headache and got out as quickly as I could.”




    Mistake ... Jenny Thompson was sorry she spent the night with Josh



    Josh remembers their night more fondly — and claims once they were in the bedroom size didn’t matter. He added: “Jenny seemed genuinely attracted to me and comfortable with my size. I don’t know if she’d ever slept with a dwarf before, but she didn’t seem fazed.
    “It was clear she liked sex as we did it three times. It wasn’t the worst sex I’ve ever had but it wasn’t the best.”
    Josh wooed her with showbiz tales. He added: “Jenny seemed impressed I’d been in Harry Potter. No money changed hands. It wasn’t something we’d discussed as it was obvious she fancied me.”

    Cast ... Seven Dwarves (Josh circled)



    He said he was disappointed at Jenny’s reaction the next day. He said: “We swapped numbers but she was out the door pretty quickly. It’s a bit upsetting. It would have been nice to see if it could have developed into a relationship.” Jenny spent the night with Josh after they bumped into each other in Manchester and days before she began her fling with Man City bad boy Mario, 21.
    She last week told The Sun how she slept with the Italian striker behind the back of his girlfriend Raffaella Fico, 23.
    Jenny notoriously had threesomes with Manchester Utd star Wayne after he sneaked away from pregnant wife Coleen.

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    "I'm not that type of girl"?????

    She's a fucking self confessed whore for god's sake!

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    So he didn't get the GFE he would have got in Thailand but it was free.

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    As long as you've got your Elf..

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    Josh remembers their night more fondly — and claims once they were in the bedroom size didn’t matter.
    I'm sure it didn't.

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    I bet she got the short end of the stick.

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    "“He wasn’t very good in bed. He isn’t as well hung as Wayne and definitely not Mario. I think I probably fell asleep."

    No wonder the little fucker looks so glum

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    gutter press.

    what a bunch of utter cnuts those press people are.

    surprised that harry even bothers to read them.
    they do nowt but insult people.
    and make them angry.
    belongs in the bin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy the kid View Post
    gutter press.

    what a bunch of utter cnuts those press people are.
    surprised that harry even bothers to read them.
    they do nowt but insult people.
    and make them angry.
    belongs in the bin.
    And yet there's a market for this kind of pap, so they're only giving the wonderful English people what they want.
    Go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    I bet she got the short end of the stick.
    LUV IT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    Go figure
    it's their daily fix of garbage.

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    she has a bigger arse than marmite

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    I was going to make a joke about him coming over dopey.
    Good job I didn't.

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