Bring out yer dead

**Camel Toe** · 07-04-2012, 10:08 PM

No doubt this thread will set a TD record for popularity.

Any of us who ever had an ant farm as a child already know how amazing these lil fookers are.

Yesterday I poured gasoline on an ant hill, let it soak in for a minute or two then torched it. This morning I see the survives have brought out their dead and fashioned a little casket for each and every causality. Services pending. RIP little fookers.

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**peterpan** · 07-04-2012, 10:26 PM

all Gods creatures CT

**Rural Surin** · 07-04-2012, 10:29 PM

Sicko.
Ants have their place.

**Camel Toe** · 07-04-2012, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

all Gods creatures CT

You don't swat mosquitoes?

**lom** · 07-04-2012, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

Yesterday I poured gasoline on an ant hill, let it soak in for a minute or two then torched it. This morning I see the survives have brought out their dead and fashioned a little casket for each and every causality.

Survivors? You didn't let it soak long enough before you ignited it.

**Rural Surin** · 07-04-2012, 10:57 PM

They'll be back to get you all....

heh heh heh..

**Fuzzy Bob** · 07-04-2012, 11:29 PM

You better be careful CT, you could be looking at a good old ant slappin'

**Camel Toe** · 07-04-2012, 11:29 PM

They'll be back to get you all....

You better be careful CT, you could be looking at a good old ant slappin

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I live on a quiet street. That makes me vulnerable to drive-bys.

**Cujo** · 08-04-2012, 01:03 AM

The ants life is as valuable to it as your is to you.
And yes, I swat flies and mossies, (especially mossies.) and eat dead things.

**nigelandjan** · 08-04-2012, 02:11 AM

Karma

**crocman** · 08-04-2012, 06:20 AM

Have you ever fed dispirin to seagulls?

**Camel Toe** · 08-04-2012, 07:06 AM

That's all I want to do these days. Have you ever snipped the eyes off of snails?

**crocman** · 08-04-2012, 07:25 AM

No but I shoved a straw up a frogs arse

**Kwang** · 08-04-2012, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by crocman

Have you ever fed dispirin to seagulls?

I just looked that up, seems they can't belch like us, and explode. Evil

**crocman** · 08-04-2012, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by Kwang

Originally Posted by crocman

Have you ever fed dispirin to seagulls?

I just looked that up, seems they can't belch like us, and explode. Evil

It works with Bi-carb soda wrapped in bread as well.

**r1 pet** · 08-04-2012, 08:19 AM

on the I,o,M for the TT when the racing was canceled due to the fog,

bought myself a double burger with everything, was lifting this beauty up to my drooling mouth

when this seaduck the size of an albatross came over my shoulder and had my feast away in its alligator like beak,

as a final insult gave me slap in the face with its wing as it went off,

i would not kill as much as an ant, i would love to have seen that f*cker explode.

**Kwang** · 08-04-2012, 08:30 AM

Jesus, is this real ?

Sick! Seagulls Explode in Mid Air!! - Video

**Boon Mee** · 08-04-2012, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Sicko.
Ants have their place.

Not the mot daeng on my property...

**Camel Toe** · 08-04-2012, 08:48 AM

I couldn't make it out. What did they put on the bread?

**Albert Shagnastier** · 08-04-2012, 08:59 AM

^semtex

**Kwang** · 08-04-2012, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

What did they put on the bread?

Some energy drink called Syke

**Hampsha** · 08-04-2012, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

Yesterday I poured gasoline on an ant hill, let it soak in for a minute or two then torched it. This morning I see the survives have brought out their dead and fashioned a little casket for each and every causality. Services pending. RIP little fookers.

You can do it a bit more enviro-friendly by boiling a huge vat of super hot water and pouring it on the pile. The water seeps down into the pile fairly quickly. Cruel but things happen. Better than gasoline or pesticide for the big outdoor piles. They will come back eventually but you can always do it again without damaging the environment too much.

**Camel Toe** · 08-04-2012, 09:22 AM

They will come back eventually

Yeah, genocide seems to be Nature's thing, not ours. The hot water a good. I don't want to use chems cause I have a pup.

**Boon Mee** · 08-04-2012, 09:52 AM

There's a product I use on the property to control red ants. Especially those too far underground - like eating the roots of new trees - called Sevin 85. Classified as a Cat 3 product not harmful to the environment.

Check out Hazards ID here

**Camel Toe** · 08-04-2012, 09:58 AM

nice of ya, thanx

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