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    Bring out yer dead

    No doubt this thread will set a TD record for popularity.

    Any of us who ever had an ant farm as a child already know how amazing these lil fookers are.

    Yesterday I poured gasoline on an ant hill, let it soak in for a minute or two then torched it. This morning I see the survives have brought out their dead and fashioned a little casket for each and every causality. Services pending. RIP little fookers.







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    all Gods creatures CT

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    Sicko.
    Ants have their place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    all Gods creatures CT
    You don't swat mosquitoes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camel Toe
    Yesterday I poured gasoline on an ant hill, let it soak in for a minute or two then torched it. This morning I see the survives have brought out their dead and fashioned a little casket for each and every causality.
    Survivors? You didn't let it soak long enough before you ignited it.

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    They'll be back to get you all....

    heh heh heh..

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    You better be careful CT, you could be looking at a good old ant slappin'

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    They'll be back to get you all....
    You better be careful CT, you could be looking at a good old ant slappin
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    I live on a quiet street. That makes me vulnerable to drive-bys.

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    The ants life is as valuable to it as your is to you.
    And yes, I swat flies and mossies, (especially mossies.) and eat dead things.

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    Have you ever fed dispirin to seagulls?

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    That's all I want to do these days. Have you ever snipped the eyes off of snails?

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    No but I shoved a straw up a frogs arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by crocman
    Have you ever fed dispirin to seagulls?
    I just looked that up, seems they can't belch like us, and explode. Evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kwang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by crocman
    Have you ever fed dispirin to seagulls?
    I just looked that up, seems they can't belch like us, and explode. Evil
    It works with Bi-carb soda wrapped in bread as well.

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    on the I,o,M for the TT when the racing was canceled due to the fog,

    bought myself a double burger with everything, was lifting this beauty up to my drooling mouth

    when this seaduck the size of an albatross came over my shoulder and had my feast away in its alligator like beak,

    as a final insult gave me slap in the face with its wing as it went off,

    i would not kill as much as an ant, i would love to have seen that f*cker explode.
    life is what happens to us while we are making other plans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Sicko.
    Ants have their place.
    Not the mot daeng on my property...

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    I couldn't make it out. What did they put on the bread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camel Toe
    What did they put on the bread?
    Some energy drink called Syke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camel Toe View Post

    Yesterday I poured gasoline on an ant hill, let it soak in for a minute or two then torched it. This morning I see the survives have brought out their dead and fashioned a little casket for each and every causality. Services pending. RIP little fookers.

    You can do it a bit more enviro-friendly by boiling a huge vat of super hot water and pouring it on the pile. The water seeps down into the pile fairly quickly. Cruel but things happen. Better than gasoline or pesticide for the big outdoor piles. They will come back eventually but you can always do it again without damaging the environment too much.


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    They will come back eventually
    Yeah, genocide seems to be Nature's thing, not ours. The hot water a good. I don't want to use chems cause I have a pup.

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    There's a product I use on the property to control red ants. Especially those too far underground - like eating the roots of new trees - called Sevin 85. Classified as a Cat 3 product not harmful to the environment.

    Check out Hazards ID here

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    nice of ya, thanx

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