Bung lots of stuff into a big tub, add yeast, wait a bit, bottle, drink.
Easy.
But.
Be wary of floaters.
Floaters is the term used for bits that should more accurately be called suspenders. Either road up, these strings of bacteria all hold hands and form a chain that attack the brain. Having positioned themselves cunningly inside the glass they queue up to be imbibed into the body, and once inside make a bee line to some cortex or other and scramble all the bits.
What the .....?
Those of a poofy disposition should check that their prodden arse is nailed firmly to a bench because once imbibed, Barry bacteria makes the mind flip into time travel mode. Once or twice around the mental universe and the reassurance that the arse never left the seat is much needed, a veritable anchor in the sea of sanity.
For those made of sturdier stuff, another quaff and it's time for off.
The experiment continues.
It makes Absinthe look like a healthy fruit juice.
Withnalls Wankjuice is a violently alcoholic hallucinogen, and not for poofs.