Women!!! Can't live with 'em, Can't throw 'em down the stairs

[Kwang]

Just left her down the beach, it's that time of the month. 'kkin screamin an cryin on the back of the Jetski. What the fuck did she expect, a slow tour of the pier ?

[Loy Toy]

'kkin screamin an cryin on the back of the Jetski.

Was it a Jet-ski that she was on the back of?

If I was on the back of a Jet-ski with someone else driving I'd be kicking and screaming too.

I suggest it was probably a wave-runner or a Seadoo..

[misskit]

Fear has nothing to do with the time of the month.

You probably scared the shit out of her and she is sitting on the beach crying because she's messed her pants.

[kingwilly]

She'll come good, just go to the pub and wait her out. (And if she doesn't plenty more where that one came from)

[misskit]

She ain't coming good. Once she gets that heavy load in her pants out and scrubbed up, she will run like the wind and find kwang.

We will be reading about another dead farang in Thailand soon.

[Marmite the Dog]

Can't throw 'em down the stairs

Why not?

[Kwang]

I suggest it was probably a wave-runner or a Seadoo..

I never looked bud, it was yellow

The Gulf, must be the same on your side too is really calm

Fear has nothing to do with the time of the month.

Oh it does , she came at me with a meat cleaver last night, that would be funny if it weren't true. She is proper Nuts. I need to sit down and evaluate, but definately she is nothing like this when she is not on her rags.
She just came back, screaming at the top of her voice in Cambodian or Punjabi, could be Thai I suppose.

It's definately that Period, I need to get away for a few days I think.

Hey LT is the love shack free ? I reckon I could make it in 30 mins on that Jetski

[Kwang]

She'll come good, just go to the pub and wait her out. (And if she doesn't plenty more where that one came from)

That's what I'm talkin about

We will be reading about another dead farang in Thailand soon.

Maybe I might stay in then

[misskit]

Oh it does , she came at me with a meat cleaver last night,

She probably had a good reason.

[Kwang]

^ Anyway, she's gardening and in a happyish mood now. I say gardening, but it's not what I recall from my last wife back in England with her weeding and mowing the lawn or planting shrubs and creosoting the fence.

She's just chopped down her Male Papaya tree. The thing grew about 50 foot in 3 weeks. That plant had to be the inspiration for Jack and the Beanstalk, I'm sure. Anyhow has to be a good sign eh ?

[withnallstoke]

she's gardening and in a happyish mood now

Translates as "digging a 6 foot hole".

[Kwang]

She's only found a snake out there now.

[rawlins]

she came at me with a meat cleaver last night....... She is proper Nuts. I need to sit down and evaluate, but definately she is nothing like this when she is not on her rags.

She just came back, screaming at the top of her voice....

I need to get away for a few days I think.

Sounds a familiar story... Except due to my circumstances I didn't have the option of getting away for a few days at the time. I also didn't have the option of throwing her down the stairs because we live in a bungalow.

If there is ever a similar scene again with my missus I will bugger off for a few nights and surround myself with girls who are more pleasurable to be around.

Suggest for you : Hua Hin - hotel room - bars... Give her time to cool down and think.

[Kwang]

Panic over,
He ran away during the time I ran upstairs and she ran back out there with the mop handle.

[Lorenzo]

Kwang you stud, give her the 3 inches she craves

[Kwang]

Suggest for you : Hua Hin - hotel room - bars... .

That's how I got in this mess

[Kwang]

give her the 3 inches she craves

Is that 7.5CM in Looper's terms ?

[Bettyboo]

she came at me with a meat cleaver last night, that would be funny if it weren't true.

She's just chopped down her Male Papaya tree. The thing grew about 50 foot in 3 weeks. That plant had to be the inspiration for Jack and the Beanstalk, I'm sure. Anyhow has to be a good sign eh ?

would be funny if it weren't true

Oh dear...

Suggest for you : Hua Hin - hotel room - bars... Give her time to cool down and think.

That's how I got in this mess

EggsackoLee...

[Kwang]

^ Fancy Inner Mongolia ?

[withnallstoke]

^ Don't call him Mongolia.

[BaitongBoy]

He ran away during the time I ran upstairs

What kind of snake runs away?...

[Stumpy]

Can't throw 'em down the stairs

Why not?

^ EXACTLY...why the hell not.........

[Panty Hamster]

In 'er Mongolia ?

Is that TD code for the second leg of the three-holer trifecta?

[VocalNeal]

Why are a women different from a batteries?

Batteries have a positive side!

[Cujo]

Can't throw 'em down the stairs

Why not?

^ EXACTLY...why the hell not.........

Well at least not without the neighbours hearing.