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    Can’t get laid in Bangkok syndrome.

    Lost: One Libido.
    When: About six months ago - just up and left.
    Description: Very active and a bit kinky – approach with caution.
    If found, please PM Jon Snow at Teak Door. Big Reward.

    So, as this is an anonymous forum and I have not been on TD a long
    time and built up an online persona / image, I can be perfectly honest.

    I woke up one morning and it was gone. It was real sudden like.
    I knew something was wrong when I saw this bonnie lass on the
    BTS, and I felt,…. well,….nothing.
    I did not wonder what colour her knickers where and did not think
    about making hot sweaty monkey love with her.


    The wife hasn’t noticed cause she lives up country and I work in
    the Big Mango and when I go home I plead exhaustion.
    She’s not a happy bunny, but, well, who cares?
    I’ll get her a dildo for Xmas.


    I went to see a doctor at Bumrungrad, he was about as useful as
    my sleepin Boabie.
    He said, “well these things happen sometimes and your sex drive may
    come back in time, give up smoking and drinking and don’t get stressed
    out to much”.
    I told him I work in Bangkok and if I didn’t smoke and drink I’d have a
    nervous fcukin breakdown, “Oh well” he says, gives me a big Thai smile
    and says, “never mind”.
    I googled Libido and it too was fcukin useless, same advice the Doc gave.

    So, I thought I would look on the bright side, I mean, If I am not interested
    in sex I can focus on other things right?
    Wrong.
    I still think about sex and now I have to think about where the fcuk my
    sex drive has gone and if and when it will come back.

    It can’t be the same as impotence because I wake up most morning
    with a woody and sometimes one will materialise when I watching tele
    or whatever but the inclination to pull ones pudding is just not there.
    A luke warm shower usually solves that issue.

    What a fuckin affliction.

    Am I being punished by a God I don’t believe in?


    I seem to have gotten a lot more aggressive lately which must
    be related to this condition I guess because I’m usually quite a
    pleasant laid back dude.
    I was having dinner with some friends the other night, (Suk Soi 8,
    first little lane on the left as you walk in from Sukhumvit, no décor
    but pure dead brilliant Indian scran, but that’s another story),
    when this guy kept staring at me.
    Every time I looked around there he was just staring.
    Eventually I said, “Have you got a fcukin problem mate”
    It turned out he was watching the tele’s reflection in the window
    behind me to save him turning around and wreckin his neck.
    After apologizing, I thought, well. knowing my luck, I’ll probably
    walk into a meeting next week and this guy will be the client
    across the table.


    Have I had too many women? Is there such a thing?
    Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing when it
    comes to sex?


    Well there you have it, Jon Snow has laid his soul bare and came to
    TD for help.
    I know all you roughty toughty cyber warriors won’t admit to this
    condition but maybe you could say something like, “I used to know
    this guy who lost his sex drive and………………………. whatever.


    Imagine, living and working in Bangkok and can’t get laid, might as well be
    in purgatory.

    I’m expecting a right royal slagging here, but I don’t care, I want my
    libido back, I miss it something chronic.
    Maybe a TD brother can help, (although I doubt it).



    Last edited by Jon Snow; 28-03-2012 at 07:08 PM.
    You know nothing Jon Snow.

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    Depression is a big libido killer. May be working in Bkk is too much for you ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Snow
    He said, “well these things happen sometimes and your sex drive may come back in time, give up smoking and drinking and don’t get stressed out to much”. I told him I work in Bangkok and if I didn’t smoke and drink I’d have a nervous fcukin breakdown, “Oh well” he says, gives me a big Thai smile and says, “never mind”. I googled Libido and it too was fcukin useless, same advice the Doc gave.
    so you have got advice from two sources and they both say the same, yet you reject it

    From your rambling post I would say that stress is the problem. So give up smoking and drinking and try to find ways to relieve your stress

    still fucking useless?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post

    so you have got advice from two sources and they both say the same, yet you reject it

    From your rambling post I would say that stress is the problem. So give up smoking and drinking and try to find ways to relieve your stress

    still fucking useless?


    Rambling post? I thought it was quite funny.
    It was meant to start a discussion about sex drive.

    I'm begining to side with the guys who think you are a right royal prick.

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    I would like to offer you help my friend and that would be ::

    Don't foking worry about it. At the end of the day who gives a fok. Dudes get so strung up about shagging but in reality we have sex for such a short time in 24 hours that its fok all really.

    Myself will blow a huge load in 3 seconds flat so its hardly worth chasing pussy.

    Erm, maybe better to ask someone else

    Sorry cant help ya.

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    Quitting smoking and drinking might be a bit much, but you should certainly cut back from wherever you are now. Very hard to give any meaningful advice when we know nothing about you. A lot will depend on if you're 35 or 75, 80kg or 125kg, etc, etc. No matter what age or condition, I would strongly recommend you get a lot more exercise than you have been. Don't whine about working. With your wife in the woods and your dick in the dirt, you should have plenty of time. Get some sleep - pill-assisted if necessary. Take a daily multi-vitamin. Eat properly. Cut back on coffee or tea. If you start treating your body well, your dick will reappear, as will your sex drive. Think happy thoughts - like watching French lawyers getting run over by a bus...it will help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Snow View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy View Post

    so you have got advice from two sources and they both say the same, yet you reject it

    From your rambling post I would say that stress is the problem. So give up smoking and drinking and try to find ways to relieve your stress

    still fucking useless?


    Rambling post? I thought it was quite funny.
    It was meant to start a discussion about sex drive.

    I'm begining to side with the guys who think you are a right royal prick.

    Oh don't worry about the Doc mate, he sometimes fukes up when his Dildo breaks down but usually he is an affable fellow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Snow View Post
    Lost: One Libido.
    When: About six months ago - just up and left.
    Description: Very active and a bit kinky – approach with caution.
    If found, please PM Jon Snow at Teak Door. Big Reward.

    So, as this is an anonymous forum and I have not been on TD a long
    time and built up an online persona / image, I can be perfectly honest.

    I woke up one morning and it was gone. It was real sudden like.
    I knew something was wrong when I saw this bonnie lass on the
    BTS, and I felt,…. well,….nothing.
    I did not wonder what colour her knickers where and did not think
    about making hot sweaty monkey love with her.


    The wife hasn’t noticed cause she lives up country and I work in
    the Big Mango and when I go home I plead exhaustion.
    She’s not a happy bunny, but, well, who cares?
    I’ll get her a dildo for Xmas.


    I went to see a doctor at Bumrungrad, he was about as useful as
    my sleepin Boabie.
    He said, “well these things happen sometimes and your sex drive may
    come back in time, give up smoking and drinking and don’t get stressed
    out to much”.
    I told him I work in Bangkok and if I didn’t smoke and drink I’d have a
    nervous fcukin breakdown, “Oh well” he says, gives me a big Thai smile
    and says, “never mind”.
    I googled Libido and it too was fcukin useless, same advice the Doc gave.

    So, I thought I would look on the bright side, I mean, If I am not interested
    in sex I can focus on other things right?
    Wrong.
    I still think about sex and now I have to think about where the fcuk my
    sex drive has gone and if and when it will come back.

    It can’t be the same as impotence because I wake up most morning
    with a woody and sometimes one will materialise when I watching tele
    or whatever but the inclination to pull ones pudding is just not there.
    A luke warm shower usually solves that issue.

    What a fuckin affliction.

    Am I being punished by a God I don’t believe in?


    I seem to have gotten a lot more aggressive lately which must
    be related to this condition I guess because I’m usually quite a
    pleasant laid back dude.
    I was having dinner with some friends the other night, (Suk Soi 8,
    first little lane on the left as you walk in from Sukhumvit, no décor
    but pure dead brilliant Indian scran, but that’s another story),
    when this guy kept staring at me.
    Every time I looked around there he was just staring.
    Eventually I said, “Have you got a fcukin problem mate”
    It turned out he was watching the tele’s reflection in the window
    behind me to save him turning around and wreckin his neck.
    After apologizing, I thought, well. knowing my luck, I’ll probably
    walk into a meeting next week and this guy will be the client
    across the table.


    Have I had too many women? Is there such a thing?
    Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing when it
    comes to sex?


    Well there you have it, Jon Snow has laid his soul bare and came to
    TD for help.
    I know all you roughty toughty cyber warriors won’t admit to this
    condition but maybe you could say something like, “I used to know
    this guy who lost his sex drive and………………………. whatever.


    Imagine, living and working in Bangkok and can’t get laid, might as well be
    in purgatory.

    I’m expecting a right royal slagging here, but I don’t care, I want my
    libido back, I miss it something chronic.
    Maybe a TD brother can help, (although I doubt it).



    Is this a confession or some sort of poem by Somerset Maugham?

    It is not due to smoking or drinking - I have defiled my body with both of these evil substances for almost 30 years and I still wake up with a rager!

    I think your cock has simply died! Did you overuse it previously?

    I think a spit roast with two Katoeys will help you out!

    Or go hang out with some fit chicks!

    I wake up in the morning with a real chunk of wood, then I roll over, see the wife and all the crows feet, and the distended belly, the Cesarean scar, then amazingly, my erection kinds of dwindles - Especially when she gets up first, fails to close the toilet door and takes a huge dump - it kind of sets the mood for SEX!- And then you start the day thinking "What the fuck am I doing here?" Nor does it help if you have kids - you constantly wonder if they are still deeply involved with Battlefield 3 or are they watching you fuck through the crack in the door!

    Mine has a great habit of pissing off to his room in the morning, and just when you are about to blow a load...he comes running in to take a dump!
    Last edited by arfursixpence; 28-03-2012 at 07:48 PM.

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    ^^^

    Foking hell Davis, I never knew you where a Sex Therapist but I will follow your educated advice.

    Thanks mate.

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    How old are you.
    I noticed my libido started going on holiday for various periods of time after I hit 40.
    Usually at times when things weren't going so well.
    It didn't make much difference to my life overall.
    Change helped.

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    Your an old fella arent you Jon?

    I wouldn't worry about it. Your teeth and mental function will be next, and once you can't remember who or where you are who gives a fuk about a legover. Look on the bright side - if the fancy does take you then you can dig it out and have a quick tug even on the bus. Being certified senile is carte blanche to carry on any old fashion.

    If I got that wrong and you are not an old fella then sorry about that and I can't help you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    ^^^

    Foking hell Davis, I never knew you where a Sex Therapist but I will follow your educated advice.

    Thanks mate.
    Maybe I'll become a 'wellness coach' or a 'life coach' - you know, one of those dudes who tells fat, ugly women it's all gonna be alright if they just think happy thoughts - while they write me checks. Actually, I have no idea what I'm talking about, but none of the crap I recommended ever hurt anyone. The dick thing is almost always all mental in any case, unless you have a major physical malfunction in which case you're fucked anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Snow View Post

    Have I had too many women? Is there such a thing?


    had a bit of a drinkie, so I may have to come back to this tomorrow, but the first respone is Fuck yes.

    You live in bangkok for fucks sake. You could probably lob a stone and hit the nearest availabe fuck - some times it comes down to "why bother". Its not a challenge, its not a conquest, its not an achievement. You probably HAVE shagged them all - short, fat, skinny, ugly, old, outrageously hot.

    At some point the lure of the novel, the unshagged the "unhad" does begin to pall.

    You basically have two routes - accept it, start looking for "quality" (however you define that) or go the other route in which case you will probably wake up one morining in a room with a transvestite dwarf and a well endowed donkey.

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    happened to me too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson View Post
    happened to me too
    the transvestite dwarf and the well endowed donkey???????

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    look on the bright side, you save a shit load of time, money and grief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    Oh don't worry about the Doc mate, he sometimes fukes up when his Dildo breaks down but usually he is an affable fellow
    fuk me, all I do is try to give the guy some well meant advice and the prick takes off like a dildo

    he got upset as I said his post was "rambling" and he thought it was funny

    whatever

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    ^^^No, the having a quick tug on the bus part.....

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    Quit smoking and drinking. What crap.

    Break new ground. Simple as that. You are sexually bored.

    Even stress and depression will not stop a mans sex drive if he puts the interest back in sex. That means new stuff. Not just new faces.

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    what number bus? I will try to avoid that route

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    ....or go the other route in which case you will probably wake up one morining in a room with a transvestite dwarf and a well endowed donkey....

    Wooh!!.....Way too much information..

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    is it a step in the gay direction? or off sex completely ??..


    dont knock it .. New direction new libido!!! .. let us know( not in too much detail, plz.)how u get on!!

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    Wow, lots replies in a few minutes. I might be on to something here.
    I might get my first 100 out of this.

    Well, I tried to make the opening post light-hearted and funny but from the
    replies so far I have obviously failed miserably.

    Let’s try again.

    Yes, my libido has gone, but contrary to my post I am not that bothered.
    It just got me thinking, living in a place like Bangkok where sex is easily
    available, can you get sick of it to a point where your sex drive just
    disappears?

    I don’t mean that you go out shagging every night, which I don’t and have
    not done so for many a year, I just mean the fact that it is there on your
    doorstep, if you want it, maybe that turns you off ?

    …….and no, I am not stressed out, I got over that a long time ago.
    I am very experienced at what I do, and don’t sweat it.
    Simply because I’ve been doing it for so long.
    I'm 57, so not that old I don't think.


    ....and hey Andy, before you go scouring thru' my posts looking for something to hit me withj, yes I made a mistake on the John Lennon post, I wasn't 14, I must have been 26 or something.

    It felt like I was 14 though. memory is a funny thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyFree View Post
    Quit smoking and drinking. What crap.

    Break new ground. Simple as that. You are sexually bored.

    Even stress and depression will not stop a mans sex drive if he puts the interest back in sex. That means new stuff. Not just new faces.
    gay direction

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    No, loss of libido.

    coincided with insomnia

    and my 70th birthday.

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