Thread: Can’t get laid in Bangkok syndrome.

I don't think the OP should worry too much. It's quite a normal syndrome as one ages. I often experience periods of celibacy and then go through a phase of rampant priapism although I am increasingly inclined to bisexuality these days i.e. sex on my birthdays and at Xmas.

Har,har.

Originally Posted by Sir Wilson

my 70th birthday.

Wow, your seventy +?

I would not have guessed it from your posts.

Actually, sometimes, when I think that I'm 57, I'm suprised.
Does that sound wierd?

^Not at all. I'm mid 30's and sometimes think I'm still 16. It's the same shit, just through different glasses.

Originally Posted by thegent

I don't think the OP should worry too much. It's quite a normal syndrome as one ages. I often experience periods of celibacy and then go through a phase of rampant priapism although I am increasingly inclined to bisexuality these days i.e. sex on my birthdays and at Xmas.

Har,har.

I had to look ' priapism ' up.

Well,.....learn something every day.


What does rampant priapism mean though?

Don't think I've got there yet.

Originally Posted by Jon Snow

Originally Posted by Malicious

Originally Posted by alwarner

This might sound a bit drastic, but, (and I can say this wholeheartedly) you need to start murdering prostitutes. Not killing them and having sex with them or anything weird. It'll make you feel like a man again and put a spring back in your stride.

Completely agree with the learned poster above, you need to go the deviant route to re-aquire your sadly wayward libido.

I'd suggest working up to prostitutes by starting on the highway toll-booth girls or those fuckers that round round BKK delivering little plastic bottles of sour milk that tastes like satan's sperm.

What's wrong with the toll booth girls?
They are always quite pleasant to me.
How do I jump out and murder them without the guy in the car behind seeing?

Them milk girlies though, lots of oppertunities there I guess.

Aha, looks like we're making some progress now...picture a "Tollie" lying in a crumpled heap on the floor of her air-conditioned booth with the traffic slowly building up. The claret spouting from the entry wound in her throat, the death rattle rasping coarsely from her lips. The shooter fades into the Bangkok smog smiling smugly to himself as he notches up another and winds up the blacked out window. The heavy warmth of the smoking gun laying in his lap....feel anything now?

[quote=Malicious;2057608 The shooter fades into the Bangkok smog smiling smugly to himself as he notches up another and winds up the blacked out window. The heavy warmth of the smoking gun laying in his lap....feel anything now?[/quote]



Shooter?........ How uncouth. I was thinking more of cutting her throat
with a Katana or wot-not.

Kinda Ninja like. Much more romantic.

^That's it, that's it. If you could only hear the throaty death rattle you'd almost be there.

Originally Posted by alwarner

^That's it, that's it. If you could only hear the throaty death rattle and play with the blood you definitely be there.

one sure way guaranteed to raise a flagging libido.

ha ha ha fucks sake.

Dear Al and Malicious,
Please curb your enthusiasm, or you'll be getting a knock on the door.

If you think it'll help you you're welcome any time.

Originally Posted by Jon Snow

Dear Al and Malicious,
Please curb your enthusiasm, or youu'll be getting a knock on the door.

For fucks sake, I was only trying to find a cure for your soft cockedness...anyway if toll-booth chicks or the peddlers of satans sperm won't do it you could always try the 7/11 babes, don't forget to empty the till before you leave.

Ok, this is getting a bit weird.

I'll try agian:

Problem : Lost Libido

Accepted Cause: - Bored - No imagination.

Suggestions that do not include murder : - ?




In order to get away with murder one has to commit the " perfect crime",
even in Thailand.

I have nearly reached retirement age, which is the perfect crime for me.

Originally Posted by Jon Snow

Ok, this is getting a bit weird.

I'll try agian:

Problem : Lost Libido

Accepted Cause: - Bored - No imagination.

Suggestions that do not include murder : - ?




In order to get away with murder one has to commit the " perfect crime",
even in Thailand.

I have nearly reached retirement age, which is the perfect crime for me.

Charge a Thai double the going rate.

Boom.

Take 3 sachets of Kamada Gel, Take a hot shower and shave your nut sack with a blunt razor, dry with a rough towel and massage half a pot of Tiger Balm into the now red raw sagging sack of sperm neath your flagging appendage. Cram your bell end into the now half empty pot of tiger balm until you begin to stiffen, dress and walk briskly to the nearest Ho show. Try for one night and get back to me.

Originally Posted by Malicious

Take 3 sachets of Kamada Gel, Take a hot shower and shave your nut sack with a blunt razor, dry with a rough towel and massage half a pot of Tiger Balm into the now red raw sagging sack of sperm neath your flagging appendage. Cram your bell end into the now half empty pot of tiger balm until you begin to stiffen, dress and walk briskly to the nearest Ho show. Try for one night and get back to me.

I don’t know what your smoking or drinking but I tend to get a bit stimulated
by a well dressed woman now, by a bit of sophistication.
By a woman who talks sense and holds down a respected position,
like an MD of some company or whatever, know what I mean?

Doesn’t get it up tho’, (see how honest I am?).

Someone been bitching at the office about you eh? Two more days until the quarter end, hang in there the bluebirds are landing now.

Originally Posted by OhOh

Someone been bitching at the office about you eh? Two more days until the quarter end, hang in there the bluebirds are landing now.

Don’t’ understand your post Oh.
I can tell you that I spend half my time in the office and the other half at site.
I have not experienced any animosity at either place in the last 5 years.

I’m thinking your post means you have an issue in your workplace.
Good luck with sorting that out, mate.

Jon... Sounds like you have to start testing new things out. Start slowly on the depravity scale though and see at what level you are able to kick in again.

Have you had a session on Soi 6, Pattaya yet after popping some Cialis or Viagra? Bar hop there until you find what look or style wakes up your tadger...

Or, start with taking a couple of decent looking girls home that will give you a private lesbian show. You should sit bollock naked watching them 69 each other and see if you feel any urge to join in.

Try Eden in Bangkok or Devils Den in Pattaya... Take one or 2 girls, get them to dress in your choice of uniform and bring their bag of toys...

There is a sadomasochist type place in Pattaya called the Castle... Must have similar in Bangkok. Didn't do it for me as I'm not into the pain angle but the girls are proper filth and the variety of uniforms is great... Has dungeon torture rooms, jails, classroom, etc...

If none of this works you could always try the katoey route... Post-op one with a mangina first then whatever else takes your fancy....

There is a massive list of perversions to try out... Or a combination of but I would hope that something awakened before you got onto stuff like snuff scat gay dwarf donkey sex...

Good luck.

Originally Posted by Malicious

Take 3 sachets of Kamada Gel, Take a hot shower and shave your nut sack with a blunt razor, dry with a rough towel and massage half a pot of Tiger Balm into the now red raw sagging sack of sperm neath your flagging appendage. Cram your bell end into the now half empty pot of tiger balm until you begin to stiffen, dress and walk briskly to the nearest Ho show. Try for one night and get back to me.

this sounds good, i cant wait till my libido fcuks off to try this


might try it anyways.....

Originally Posted by Looper

Here is two dwarf donkeys. Feel a twitch yet?

.....who's that in the background....looper....can see three set's of ears...terry or willy.....hard to tell...very discreet....

Originally Posted by Malicious

Take 3 sachets of Kamada Gel, Take a hot shower and shave your nut sack with a blunt razor, dry with a rough towel and massage half a pot of Tiger Balm into the now red raw sagging sack of sperm neath your flagging appendage. Cram your bell end into the now half empty pot of tiger balm until you begin to stiffen, dress and walk briskly to the nearest Ho show. Try for one night and get back to me.

Dear Dr Malicious....

....does that really work.....you see I've got this friend....has a thing about maitre d's....passing intrest in donkeys and transvestites...

...any help appreciated....
will Wells Fargo necessary 500 baht....earliest

Dear rawlins
Thailand Expat



obviously delusion has set in....

should have been addressing my friends problem to your good self...
fuck terry, willy and davis....your the man....

Dare I say with the stripes....

Write soon.....
still have a problem wilth maitre d's....donkeys....transvestites...
well just about everything.....really....

Enclosed/attached standard service fee....500 baht...