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    Did a complete fucking idiot design this form?

    The British Passport application for renewal of a childs passport / first application!

    Did anyone ever teach these fucking numbskulls how to complete a flow chart?

    The moronic fucking retard that designed this form should be slowly peeled alive! (It sounds like it was given out to my last Chinese boss in Hong Kong - he could write this shit everyday whilst still covering his stupid ignorant yellow ass!)

    What a complete fuckwit!

    If you notice the shipping costs - almost 20 quid to post a pssport from Hong Kong to Thailand - I have just bought a PCIE card from HK, and it ships free - with a tracking No.!

    82 quid for a kids passport, 20 quid for shipping and a form designed by a fucking retard!

    Here you will see how they try to milk another 20 quid for their fucking "Passport Pack" - everything is completely free on the internet, but they make it difficult to find and charge lazy cunts 20 quid for putting it in on one place - BASTARDS!

    http://uk.downloadpassports.com/uk-passport-application

    20 quid just to get some shit about how to fill in the forms!

    Ronnie Biggs has nothing on these fuckers!


    Section 1B - does this make any sense? My son was registered as a british citizen here in Thailand, but we have a british birth cert. no citizen number?

    A fucking 3 year old could join up the arrows better than the smack head that put this shit together - I bet the brain dead twat is on 70K a year and will retire with a great pension - I hope he / she receives Anthrax in the post!

    Fucking Britain, what a fucking mess!

    Seriously, try and follow the arrows - they make no sense at all!

    http://centralcontent.fco.gov.uk/res...fs/form-c2.pdf

    It seems to me if the Govt. want to save a few bob, they should close the useless cunts down at the embassy in Bangkok, and the ignorant fucks in the consulate in Chiang Mai - send the fuckers packing, they are a waste of fucking space!

    Look at the links from the Uk Embassy in Bangkok -

    Help for British Nationals - FUCK OFF!

    VISTING THE UK - FUCK OFF!

    ABOUT US - FUCK OFF!

    BUSINESS - Have you got any money? NO! Then Fuck Off

    NEWS - Fuck Off!

    It really doesn't help if you put a fucking foreigner in charge though does it - Quentin was a useless [at][at][at][at], but now we have a foreign useless [at][at][at][at]! Well done Britain, I salute you!
    Last edited by arfursixpence; 27-03-2012 at 09:46 PM.

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    What a let down. I thought you were referring to TD! It would have been more interesting if you were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    What a let down. I thought you were referring to TD! It would have been more interesting if you were.
    Forum
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    Nice standard American education I'm guessing.

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    Or maybe, you numb skull, it is because I am not wearing my specs?

    Anything to make yourself look important.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    Or maybe, you numb skull, it is because I am not wearing my specs?

    Anything to make yourself look important.
    Nay...I'm humbled in your important appearing presence.

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    it is because all this stuff has been privatised and contracted out , same as the job centres etc - normally to someone related etc

    so they charge you for simple stuff because they can

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    Girls, girls, it is about the British Embassy, not a bitch slap between two queens!

    My point is how the Embassy in Bangkok is a complete waste of space and taxpayers cash, if you want a fight with handbags at dawn......take it somewhere else!

    Just look at what Cameron and his fucks are doing, virtually 100 Quid for a passport - and you have to send it to some yellow fucking slant eyed [at][at][at][at] in Hong Kong! Don't you think this is wrong and a disservice to British people living abroad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    it is because all this stuff has been privatised and contracted out , same as the job centres etc - normally to someone related etc

    so they charge you for simple stuff because they can
    Exactly - Try ringing or E mailing the HSBC Bank in the UK - you get some semi literate retard from fucking Mumbai! That "I is very sorry I cannot be helping you on dis inquiry"

    Britain has gone to shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by arfursixpence View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    it is because all this stuff has been privatised and contracted out , same as the job centres etc - normally to someone related etc

    so they charge you for simple stuff because they can
    Exactly - Try ringing or E mailing the HSBC Bank in the UK - you get some semi literate retard from fucking Mumbai! That "I is very sorry I cannot be helping you on dis inquiry"

    Britain has gone to shit!
    There is a scam going around the UK based in India you get a call from a lady saying your computer has a virus tried me on this.I realised it was a scam so instead of speaking English i started talking to her in Thai,she just carried on talking English for 5 minutes all she wanted was my credit card details,payment for fixing my computer caught a few elderly people out though.
    I still think after holding a conversation for 5 minutes without her understanding Thai was impressive she carried on with her script.

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    Who is the fuckwit ?

    Ive helped a few UK freinds do their childs first passport application and found it to be an easy process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arfursixpence View Post
    Girls, girls, it is about the British Embassy, not a bitch slap between two queens!

    My point is how the Embassy in Bangkok is a complete waste of space and taxpayers cash, if you want a fight with handbags at dawn......take it somewhere else!

    Just look at what Cameron and his fucks are doing, virtually 100 Quid for a passport - and you have to send it to some yellow fucking slant eyed [at][at][at][at] in Hong Kong! Don't you think this is wrong and a disservice to British people living abroad!
    Pounds....Quid.... Sterling....

    Can't you Brit shits decide what you want to call your money ? Putting fags on the money might give way to yet another new name.

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    I just noticed to day...Why is your Ambassador a wog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    What a let down. I thought you were referring to TD! It would have been more interesting if you were.
    ...now that you mention it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    What a let down. I thought you were referring to TD! It would have been more interesting if you were.
    Likewise, I'm sure DD would have been more than happy to help...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    What a let down. I thought you were referring to TD! It would have been more interesting if you were.
    6pt type at 5am. I read it quickly with crud in my eyes and saw the same thing for a moment. It would have been more interesting than another whiney brit complaining about his embassy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown
    What a let down. I thought you were referring to TD!
    me too, I misread it as "forum"
    Quote Originally Posted by arfursixpence
    Girls, girls, it is about the British Embassy, not a bitch slap between two queens!
    no, it isn't. It is about the rules the civil servants have made up
    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles
    Who is the fuckwit ? Ive helped a few UK freinds do their childs first passport application and found it to be an easy process.
    I found it very easy; even arfur admits to not having to pay the extra charges asked although he posts that as if he was MrSmart

    mind you, filling the forms in requires correct spelling, my freind
    I have reported your post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humbert
    It would have been more interesting than another whiney brit complaining about his embassy.
    as said, it has nothing to do with the Embassy, more to do with the new approach of charging the actual cost without subsidy (mind you, those probably include lots of slap-up meals)

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    When I read the title I just assumed Miggins had misspelled 'forum'.

    All embassy paperwork is screwed up- they want to make it as difficult, expensive, and confusing as possible so you'll give up and go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron99 View Post
    I just noticed to day...Why is your Ambassador a wog?
    Racism alter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by arfursixpence View Post

    100 Quid for a passport - and you have to send it to some yellow fucking slant eyed [at][at][at][at] in Hong Kong! Don't you think this is wrong and a disservice to British people living abroad!
    Suppose if you where living in Hong Kong one would think that it was wonderful but I agree, its a steaming load of shit.

    Foking English have a lot to answer for.

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    Utter nonsense of course. The form is free from the OFFICIAL UK government website. The website quoted is just someone clever trying to get 20 quid for nothing. Yes the passport is 81.xx and the DHL courier fee is 19.xx the rest is BS.

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    I misread it as forum as well. Your eyes' memory is used to seeing 'forum' in this situation, rather than form, which is rarely seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arfursixpence
    if you want a fight with handbags at dawn
    Should be high noon...the 'crack' of dawn might excite them too much...

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    useful link
    cheers

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    If Lady Thatcher was in charge, none of this crap would be going on...

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