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    Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!


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    Fuck me. I assumed that was a spoof but it turns out that it's for real.

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    Now you see why you cant even talk to these kind of idiots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan
    Fuck me. I assumed that was a spoof but it turns out that it's for real.

    Tell me about it....

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    Seems like there's a whole cottage industry making mental videos for creationists using everyday, household foods. "Behold the atheists' nightmare...":


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    ^ from another forum

    Awhile ago, Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron came under fire for producing a video in which Ray argued that the banana is the atheist's "worst nightmare", because it conclusively proves the existence of God. He pointed out the a banana is perfectly shaped not only to be held in the human hand, but also to point towards the mouth as eating it. The convenient stem on top works as a 'tab' to open it, like the tabs on the top of a can of Coke.

    Critics were quick to pile on and point out that the modern banana has been deliberately engineered by humans, and that the original wild ancestors of our modern banana enjoyed almost none of those human-friendly characteristics.

    However, in a moment of remarkable inspiration/revelation, I've come to realize that Mr. Comfort was absolutely correct...he was just looking at it from the wrong perspective!

    Evolution had no way of predicting that the modern banana would ever appear. Therefore, evolving a hand that is perfectly engineered to hold, open, and eat a modern banana would have had no evolutionary purpose whatsoever. Why would evolution have given us banana-holding hands, if there were no modern bananas to hold/open/eat? The only reasonable conclusion is that there must be a God who knew that some day, bananas would appear on the scene, and that humans would need properly designed hands with which to hold, open, and consume those bananas.

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    Evolution had no way of predicting that the modern banana would ever appear. Therefore, evolving a hand that is perfectly engineered to hold, open, and eat a modern banana would have had no evolutionary purpose whatsoever. Why would evolution have given us banana-holding hands, if there were no modern bananas to hold/open/eat? The only reasonable conclusion is that there must be a God who knew that some day, bananas would appear on the scene, and that humans would need properly designed hands with which to hold, open, and consume those bananas.
    Ha! I like that.

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    The man is an idiot , or is joking.

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    ^ He's not joking.

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    The Golden Crocoduck awards, classic!


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    Knocked for 6 by a jar of peanut butter. Who'da thunk it. Back to the drawing board for Dawkins.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson
    Why would evolution have given us banana-holding hands, if there were no modern bananas to hold/open/eat?
    For whacking off of course, jeez where do these guys come from?


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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Now you see why you cant even talk to these kind of idiots.
    Pro, con, or neutral. The politics of it all seem very familial.
    There is not much difference from any of the sorted camps.

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    This is the Republican American. Inside that feeble mind. These people control the American house of representatives and currently would like to take the US senate and elect their fool (puppet) into the white house.

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    These fucking idiots are starting to run America! Can you believe this? Can you believe that people like this are allowed into a government position when they should be in a fucking padded cell with a strait jacket on!

    There was a question put to one of these fuckwits (By the way George Bush is a believer!!!!) Where they were asked how they could explain about Dinosaurs......the answer......God put it to us as a test of our faith!

    What makes Americans so fucking stupid?

    High Level American Government Leaders Support Creationism - Answers in Genesis

    You can see why these fucking idiots send people marching off to war with their ridiculous beliefs that God will save them!

    These idiots believe that the earth is between 6000 and 10000 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

    There are rocks here millions of years old and they deny this!

    How can anyone who is sane vote for one of these mental retards!

    I suppose nothing is too weird with these bastards, they like their fairytales, Creationism, Holocausts, Gas Chambers, Satan and the like. It just makes me wonder at what goes on (or doesn't go on) in the head of an average american that would allow these sort of fuckwits to get into a position of power.

    Can you imagine one of these fucking idiots with his finger on the trigger of a nuclear warhead???

    And as for that fucker Santorum, that guy should be strapped to a table and recieving huge doses of electricity between his temples, these people are more frightening than the Yorkshire Ripper! They are completely fucking MAD!

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