Thread: Smeg: Some answers please

When will you believe you have achieved your goal?

What is your goal?

Would it satisfy you if everyone who is happy in Thailand suddenly turned round and said ''Maybe that Smeg is right, I'm going back to the west''?

Why are you so spiteful toward those who have indeed done great things in Thailand? ie. successful business, being happy, teaching websites etc?

Are you jealous of these people? Was your ambition and drive not as positive as these folks that you despise?

And, just what is so special about your life in the west? What should these Thailand expats be jealous of?

Your claims of having a luxury car and hi-so girlfriend are dubious and unbelievable, which tends to alienate you from most, if not all, other posters on TD.

You are tolerated for your outrageous claims and ridiculous notions of what makes Thailand expats tick, claiming that these folks are merely colonising a country to spite you personally.

I've had the privelege of meeeting with you a couple of times in Bangkok. You appeared both sane and together. So what's the motive?

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Would it satisfy you if everyone who is happy in Thailand suddenly turned round and said ''Maybe that Smeg is right, I'm going back to the west''?

he is right, I am returning soon

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

And, just what is so special about your life in the west? What should these Thailand expats be jealous of?

he has married into a rich family

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Your claims of having a luxury car and hi-so girlfriend are dubious

yes, he has a wife who will support him in his middle ages

DJ you have to accept that some people are gifted. They can be miserable whatever they do, wherever they live, whoever they are with.

Maybe life kicked him in the arse, good luck to uses "dick gunge" as a nick

Smeg doesn't exist, he is a figment of TD"s imagination

Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble

DJ you have to accept that some people are gifted.

Oh really? How? I've been back in the west since 2009. Life is shit, but I've got work oppourtunitites to keep me busy.

Weather is not like Thailand, life is expensive, but why should bitterness overcome me?

I wanna know why people become bitter at leaving Thailand and make it their goal to become bitter towards those who choose to live happilly, comfortably in Thailand.

I've got no intention to re-re-locate to Bangkok but my intention was always ''who knows what'll happen'' .........maybe I will, maybe not...who cares''

What are you saying GTBH? Smeg is the dawg??

Seems to have become an obsession with the poor bloke.. He covets an ostentatious lifestyle and the material trappings of success / wealth without the means to achieve it. Hence the delusional and compulsive postings in the Mickey Mouse section of the forum that he is limited to.
That seems to be the crux of his problem.

Originally Posted by kmart

compulsive postings in the Mickey Mouse section of the forum that he is limited to.

Don't think he is limited to MKP. He just likes to post there because his post count won't go up. That way he can accuse his detractors of having high post counts/no lives because they live in LOS.

Originally Posted by Plan B

Originally Posted by kmart

compulsive postings in the Mickey Mouse section of the forum that he is limited to.

Don't think he is limited to MKP. He just likes to post there because his post count won't go up. That way he can accuse his detractors of having high post counts/no lives because they live in LOS.

Also threads are automatically deleted from there after a period so his lies disappear forever.

Originally Posted by kmart

He covets an ostentatious lifestyle and the material trappings of success / wealth without the means to achieve it. Hence the delusional and compulsive postings

there is more to it than that, as he is a compulsive stalker and real nutter

as Kenkaniff (now on SZS)

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

''Maybe that Smeg is right, I'm going back to the west''?

I think Smeg's right, I just need to hide enough money from the missus to buy a 1-way ticket home and find out where she hides my passport...

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by kmart

He covets an ostentatious lifestyle and the material trappings of success / wealth without the means to achieve it. Hence the delusional and compulsive postings

there is more to it than that, as he is a compulsive stalker and real nutter

as Kenkaniff (now on SZS)

Righto. Just read some of the stuff pasted above. Whoa..

Smegmeister, What is your favourite cheese?

You need to post a picture of your cock Pat so the thread gets MKP'd and Smegly can reply.

or Smegs cock, I remember you mentioned crossing swords once Pat

^ you just wanna see a cock fight, ye fukin Northern poof! (no offence).

I am confused. I always thought DJ Patricia was Smegs UK lo-so girlfriend.

^ I wondered if DJPat's cousin was in fact Smeg in drag?

Hey Pat, Bettyboo is the man to get this thread in MKP for you, unless he's 2 Chicken




after his warning

Hmmm. I wonder.

Crossing swords indeed.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Crossing swords

It's not gay, fuck, I was trying to explain crossing swords in a more elequant manner through Google, then I saw this from Urban dictionary

The act of accidentally rubbing your penis up against another dude's penis during double penetration of a woman.

I was told it was crossing piss.......
is it too late to report my brother ?

Originally Posted by chitown

I am confused. I always thought DJ Patricia was Smegs UK lo-so girlfriend.

What gave that bizarre impression?

Originally Posted by chitown

I am confused. I always thought DJ Patricia was Smegs UK lo-so girlfriend.

Its a faux love hate relationship, depending on the mileage he thinks he'll get out of the thread.

Originally Posted by Plan B

Originally Posted by kmart

compulsive postings in the Mickey Mouse section of the forum that he is limited to.

Don't think he is limited to MKP. He just likes to post there because his post count won't go up. That way he can accuse his detractors of having high post counts/no lives because they live in LOS.

I thought that, but he is in the TD crim records for 2009:

Smeg
Offence: Family References
Date: 07/10/2009


note no release date on the entry, compared to this:

Blackgang
Offence: Forum Disruption
Date: 07/10/2009
Released: 16/11/2009



and, perhaps more convincingly, he can start threads in MKP - something reserved for the jailed I believe.....