I'm a doddery old crunt

**peterpan** · 11-03-2012, 08:24 PM

Fuck me, life is getting worse.

On Saturday I didn't turn up for our weekly game of cricket because I thought it was Friday. (it was actually Saturday)

Tonite I attempted to brush my teeth with silicon sealer because I mistook it for a tube of toothpaste. ( Don't try it, terrible) Now my lips feel like a flayed pussy.
Who the hell put the tube of silicon in the bathroom ? (some people will die tonite).

Other Little events this week.

I couldn't find the hotel I was staying at in KK . I looked at the Google map to get to the hotel, and I turned Left off the main road instead of right to the airport. I was looking at the map upside down and it was dark.

I was rejected as best man because I couldn't sit with crossed legs for an hour.
To add further to the insult, The fucking pretend monk who is at least 50 yrs older than I, managed to do it.

**Chairman Mao** · 11-03-2012, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

I was rejected as best man because I couldn't sit with crossed legs for an hour.
fucking pretend monk who is at least 50 yrs older than I, managed to do it.

Don't feel bad. Thais are soaked in hot water and pressed into that position as children.

Hence the ability.

**Kwang** · 11-03-2012, 08:31 PM

You're not that doddery, you clicked the disapprove button to send me a red you old bastard

**adzt1** · 11-03-2012, 08:31 PM

and u dare come on here and preach your moral rights and wrongs to others ..........

typical TD poster!!!!

......

na only joking....... but I reserve the right to hold it against u in the future !!!

**peterpan** · 11-03-2012, 08:36 PM

Actually its much worse than that, I find I spend way too much time fantasizing about broads that I porked 45 yrs ago. these old birds , must be 60 plus years old by now.

**peterpan** · 11-03-2012, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by Kwang

You're not that doddery, you clicked the disapprove button to send me a red you old bastard

well you must have been a real dick head because normally i never send reds.

**terry57** · 11-03-2012, 08:38 PM

Don't worry Peter, could be worse. You could be a pom and complain 24/7 like marmite.

**peterpan** · 11-03-2012, 08:41 PM

Terry mate, I would definitely commit suicide if I was either a pom or Marmite.

**terry57** · 11-03-2012, 09:08 PM

^

I'm hearing you Peter, when I'm feeling a tad unhappy I imagine I was born a Pom and then I'm happy as fuk again because I wasn't.

**Rural Surin** · 11-03-2012, 09:09 PM

Saving my old cuntism character for the next life.

**FlyFree** · 11-03-2012, 09:59 PM

If you die, can I have your colon?

And right eye.

Hell, both.

And various other bits and pieces.

**adzt1** · 11-03-2012, 10:09 PM

how about his sense of humor?? if it can be extracted.

**Albert Shagnastier** · 11-03-2012, 10:12 PM

Know how you feel mate, my spelling is currently on par with joey deacon

**Smug Farang Bore** · 11-03-2012, 11:28 PM

Why do you keep that sort of stuff with your tooth paste?

**Marmite the Dog** · 11-03-2012, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier

Know how you feel mate, my spelling is currently on par with joey deacon

Maybe if you were more sabai, sabai it would improve?

**Albert Shagnastier** · 11-03-2012, 11:58 PM

i think less leo and herb would work better dude

**Albert Shagnastier** · 12-03-2012, 12:05 AM

^ then againg

fnuck shpelling

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