Take the citizenship test:
The Real UK Citizenship Test
I scored 9/10. Obviously need to spend more time with Greek girls.
Take the citizenship test:
The Real UK Citizenship Test
I scored 9/10. Obviously need to spend more time with Greek girls.
10/10 - tea and scones at 3.30pm.
excellent,
8/10.
cant stand vinegar and cant tell ant from dec.
I hit 9/10, not bad for a convict.
9/10. I need to read the front page of the Sun more often
Shove yer fuckin poll tax in the spaces between the cctv camera and the flappy bits between your wobbly bum cheeks. Nazi.
(11/10) - British born parents = Eleven tenths.
Didn't cut the mustard, thank god. 6/10.
8/10
no idea which ones I got wrong though
Yay, the only one I deliberated over was the applause or laughter with the dropped tea tray. But I guessed right10/10: Congratulations!
Well done. Tea and scones at 3.30pm. Thanks, Liz x.
6/10. Mun - tanks fr da link. Gonna be a illegal immi-grunt da next time I's in the UK...
Cum ta tink of it - ain't lived in the UK fr more'n 45 yeers (lucky, I know) - what the fuk is an Ant & Dec ?
Ta
2/10 Never heard of ant and dec.
no questions involved kebabs,
housing benefit translations in urdu,
or good polish supply stores.
did i miss something?
2/10
immigrant scum
You guys don't know Ant and Dec?
Or PJ and Duncan as they were formerly known ?
You've missed out
-- 4 just as well I'm retiring to the land of fake smiles
The only time you lot are British is when the Lions tour and then when you lose (which is more often then not) you blame each other.
From one that sits on the outside the rest of the time you lot hate each other with a passion.
2/10 Never heard of ant and dec.
^ Make that 7/10. You score 5 points point for not giving a fcuk who they are anyway
minus 3 can I be an ill eagle arse island seeker?
That would have been the DFS question ,, you will be more familiar with the A'rrods sale in your Manor Park manor mateOriginally Posted by jizzybloke
Looks like I've been gone too long.Heading back to Corby to find out what a dec and ant is.
8/10 all seemed right tho'?
7/10, but having been overseas since the 1980's, I'm not surprised.
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