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    Have you ever been assaulted by a Thai female?I have, on three occasions, ok two were

    I have, on three occasions, ok two were the same girl, and the other was separate. I wouldn't call either of them a beating, but the wrath of the Thai female is not to be underestimated and I did on every occasion check around for sharp objects in the vicinity, luckily apart from a comb and a razor blade, no weapons were at hand.

    The first one who attacked me twice eventually was sectioned at Bumungrad Hospital after hotel staff noticed her acting strangely and she was saying I'd grabbed her roughly. I had, but to stop her leaping off the 2nd floor balcony. She totally flipped on me because I wanted to join another couple to go onto Twisted Republic on Sukhumvit 11 from where we'd got talking at the Hippie Bar in Kao Sarn. She attacked me with fingernails and slaps whilst in the taxi, and much to my annoyance, I just defended myself without actually hitting her (one of my pet hates, even guys who hit their GFs in jest) and as we got to Sukhumvit she seemed to have calmed and said sorry.

    I thought it'd be a good idea to go back to our hotel ''so I can change my shirt'' I told her, but really I just wanted to get her to safety. When we arrived back she made a run for the sliding doors and balcony. She had one leg over the edge when I stopped her. Of course I had to man-handle her back inside. Then she visited the bathroom and returned in a dressing gown. I spoke calmly, she seemed ok again. I thought she might be going to bed, to my relief.

    Suddenly she made a dash for the door and got it open. I tried to grab her to no avail. She screamed ''help'' down the corridor very loudly and the last I saw of her was talking to staff. I closed the door and went back inside. I was getting fed up of this. I thought, if anything happens, I'm sure there will be a knock at the door by the cops or someone from the hotel. There wasn't.

    An hour later the phone rang in the room, it was a European (Hungarian) nurse from Bumrungrad Hospital, this girl had been taken there after she attacked staff, and she wasn't allowed out of the medical staffs sight. She had lost it, apparently. I went there with her things, and saw her in a room, glazed expression. I went in cautiously and she attacked me again, clawing my forehead in the process. That was it. I told the nurse I was going and her well-off parents could deal with it.

    I later found out that she had been taking Lithium for hypomania and depression, and she drank alcohol that night. Was that the reason? Who knows. But I'll never meet her again, she scared me.

    The other girl who hit me was plain angry at me for not ordering any Thai food one night from Food By Phone. I ordered a large Indian take away thinking she'd be open minded enough to at least try some. Oh no, she insisted, she didn't wanna smell like them, and she immedietely told me she wouldn't sleep with me that night because of it. Then all of a sudden she whacked me with an empty plastic bottle (which was scrunched up) which didn't hurt but was rather irritating. As I turned and looked at her, my mouth full, she hit me with her fist (not really a punch) on my cheek, making me choke on my curry. First I thought it was a joke, but oh no it wasn't. She had tears in her eyes and was telling me I was lucky she wasn't carrying a large stick, then she punched me properly. It hurt!

    I called security to have her removed from the complex and as I hardly knew her anyway, shook my head and cursed my choice of women. I altered my chat up tactics after that, going on two or three evenings out before taking them back to mine. I still survive to this day, luckily.

    I know this has happened to a few of you, so please share.

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    no, sorry Pat, it must be you

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    Nah..surely not.

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    so what do you call foreplay?

    a smack in the mouth?

    some girls just know instinctively what turns a man on

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I altered my chat up tactics after that,
    "Excuse me mrs woman, do you take it up the shitter?" was never going to get you a well mannered, quiet, reserved type..

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    ^ I save that for asking whilst between the sheets, after I've left them in ecstacy.

    They'll never refuse after that, although all the fiddling about with lubricants or moisturisers can baffle them, and give them doubts, but I act fast. By the time they think of the doubts, I've already slotted my length fully up their back passage

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    You must have plenty of tales regarding the Thai girl scorned and the proverbial penis slash and separation while one sleeps...

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    Pooying Thai can be violent and flip out unexpectedly like a rouge elephant although I haven't been (luckily) the recipient of such behavior. Good friend of mine had a girl go after him with a wire clothes hanger after he merely told her he was 'going out' that night. Left him with lots of nasty cuts.
    A Deplorable Bitter Clinger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    Pooying Thai can be violent and flip out unexpectedly like a rouge elephant although I haven't been (luckily) the recipient of such behavior. Good friend of mine had a girl go after him with a wire clothes hanger after he merely told her he was 'going out' that night. Left him with lots of nasty cuts.
    Mad as hatters, some can be....

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    Apart from the occasions in the OP, I have never incurred the wrath of any Thai female, or any female for that matter.

    Been called plenty of names via text message, but that's harmless, usually the result of me insulting them first for some trivial reason. (I can be sensitive)

    I've heard the tales of cocks being sliced and girls brandishing knives etc, but those have usually been selfish girls of low intellect (bargirls mostly)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    By the time they think of the doubts, I've already slotted my length fully up their back passage
    "Is it in yet?" being the norm


    I did have abarney with an Indo girl

    a lovely, small, cute sexy woman, gorgeous

    one day we had an argument and she just fastened her teeth onto my forearm

    I just had to wait until she let go, as she didn't deserve a punch round the head

    she left a good set of marks and drew blood

    oh well, it was nice making up
    I have reported your post

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    she left a good set of marks and drew blood oh well, it was nice making up
    Mascara or body filler?

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    lipstick, eye shadow and a cute dress

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    You're most vulnerable after an argument when she's sucking you off.

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    ^ true, but doesn't bear thinking about

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    You're most vulnerable after an argument when she's sucking you off.
    You don't seem to keep very good female company....if you're continuously concerned along these lines.

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    Never been attacked although my wife if really pissed off at me might pinch me,but to be honest I probably provoke that happening.
    Filipinas though have given me my most dangerous moments for when they flare(or at least most of them)up be careful when you start to see the whites of their eyes.
    Knives seem to be their speciality and three times I had them at my throat with one of their bolos or sharpest kitchen knife.
    My first Filipina did have me on edge as she carried a knife everywhere and if she was angry would not sleep but instead sit in the corner(with her knife) in an almost trance like sake making this weird noise mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm.
    Happy to comment my lovely Thai wife is non violent and the worst I get from her is a look of disapproval or the rare pinch.
    My advice is to get on your bike and search for a non violent female,the wild ones ony cause you grief.

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    Several times from the first missus, severity of which depending on what state of inebriation she was in at the time.
    I still have a few scars (physical ones as well) from the time we were together.

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    I've been sexually assaulted by quite a few Thai women - does that count?

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    My wife bottled me with a Johnny Walker Red Label bottle one night - I must admit I had been asking for it, I went down like a pile of shit and had "Stars before my eyes"



    (The bottling was true by the way)

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    ^Thank goodness for that.

    If it had been green label or gold label that would have been criminal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    no, sorry Pat, it must be you
    But then the truth comes out.

    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    she just fastened her teeth onto my forearm

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    I had to make a very hasty exit from a club in Chiang Mai . A long old story, but, some girl wanted me to spend 4000thb on a new mobile. I ran in to her again and told her fcuk off. This pressed her "destroy" button, and I had to flee from ,at best , a shoeing! It did make me think afterwards, to be a bit more careful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    ^Thank goodness for that.

    If it had been green label or gold label that would have been criminal.
    She got me with a Sang Thip bottle one night after winding her up, but the weight of the glass does not have the same effect, you walk away laughing.

    You tend to find (or at least in my experiences) that a relaitionship with a Thai/Farang often borders on the extremes, one minute they are all loving and doting, but by god say the wrong thing and in a second they change into fucking demons!

    Take for instance, stone cold sober driving along in the car, I can make a snide comment about the barefoot beggars (monks) collecting free food at the side of the road and aim the car at them as a joke, she will "TUT TUT"

    Do the same thing after they have had a few sherberts and they will cut your balls off!

    Just to even things out a bit - I got her a good one under her right eye one night with a rather heavy ashtray, and very LUCKILY, I missed her completely from the other side of the room with a flying AJ DVD Player and an Hatari fan - yes, she ducked just in time, so I guess we are quits!

    I guess we fit into the "Different Sizes" bracket - sort of tolerate love and get along most days, but sometimes a spanner gets thrown into the works!



    How come some Youtube shit is OK and not others?

    This probably rings a bit more true

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    Yeah once a year in April chuck water all over me.
    Maniacs don't even know who they are or what i have done wrong.

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