Tonights Entertainment at my place is...
My wife and her family are extremely under the influence of the Jowtie, they give whisky and food and believe all of this shit in a big way. Truly, they feed the Jowtie with food and drink everyday - if something goes wrong they appease the Jowtie, it is like a God to them (They were not impressed when I shot up his little home a few years back with an air rifle - in fact I think they see me as being condemned to hell forever for that act)
However,
Today, my son recorded some evil wicked message on his computer which was in Northern Thai, their local dialect, that basically went "Wake up you fucker and get out of bed and give me, the Jowtie 10,000 Baht NOW"
I thought it was quite amusing, but it progressed........
He recorded it on his computer then used some voice / audio software to change the sound into something like a Thai Darth Vader, and believe me, if the mother in law heard it she would die of shock! (There is no way they would think it was him - it sounds like some 100 year old spook .)
So his plan continues...
So now he transfers the audio onto his handphone, and sets the new audio up as the ringtone. When you dial his phone you get this fucking horrible Jowtie message!
The phone is now hidden under the wifes bed.....we are just waiting for her to fall slightly asleep before we call her! (We have one of those traditional Thai teak beds - like a giant open coffin with drawers and cupboards at the headboard, the phone is under these one inch thick planks of teak which seem to act as a sounding box!
I rang it today before she came back home and I swear to god if I got that message in the middle of the night I would shit myself.
I have already warned him, if she finds this is on his phone she will smash it to pieces, however he seems willing to take the chance, I'll let you know what happens!
I expect it to end in tears, but there you go.
However, if we should find 10,000 Baht at the Jowtie tomorrow, maybe I'll have a beer with you all in Bangkok!