The "Ouch that's got to Hurt" thread

[harrybarracuda]

I'm sure there's plenty of other examples, but here's one to start. Broke both of his legs. The twat.

[Bettyboo]

Jeb was always gonna end messily, I'm surprised he is still alive...

On 16 January 2012 Jeb suffered multiple leg fractures in an accident while BASE jumping with a wingsuit off Table Mountain, Cape Town, South Africa. He appeared to strike with his feet, probably pulling up to make the edge, spinning 30 meters out before deploying his chute. He was airlifted out by the Red Cross Air Mercy Service Augusta 119.[7][8]

[yortyiam]

Those "batsuits" look like great craic! I'd only want to try one over less painful terrain though. Water might be a more forgiving choice. As long as there's no sharks .

[sabai sabai]

[harrybarracuda]

^ He's not Iranian by any chance, is he?

[sabai sabai]

Socal to Butterfly

I feel like wrapping my my schlong with razor wire and passionately thrusting it into your ass.

[Bettyboo]

^ you are sooooooo slow...

https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...-admit-it.html

[sabai sabai]

^ Beat you in here with it.

You don't think I actually read that Buying Gold with my Thai savings thread, do you ?

[Bettyboo]

^ so you copied my copy then pasted it as your original find; you fukin sneaky Northerner... How much will Man U lose by today (are they even playing today?)?

[sabai sabai]

There playing away to the best team in East Anglia today.
Nice early kick off too, fukkin stupid that it's on at the same time as Arsenal v Spurs though (8.30pm here)

[DrAndy]

why can't you watch both at the same time?

[sabai sabai]

I would if there was a decent sports bar down here