This is not how I imagined the thread going... Let's bring it back on track:
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This is not how I imagined the thread going... Let's bring it back on track:
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No worries, your wife's boyfriend can pick another dozen out for you again tomorrow while shopping with her at the Tops. I think you need to hire a private eye?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
^ why? She can go; I'd be bloody delighted...
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Foreskin does not shrink.
How would you know if your penis has shrunk? do you own a micrometer, or did you borrow one from the science lab?
what a fucking gay thread,
Seems to be BB's fashion of late.Quote:
Originally Posted by Butterfly
I'm sure it will pass.....or not.
^ I'm comfortable with it. :)
^^ You should know, buddy...
^^^ Maybe my hands are getting bigger with age?
drunk thread.
The ratio of size and measurement: bell end to shaft.
Length and girth.
Discuss.
^ you first, and no fibbing.
Fukin bored thread (but aren't they all???).
Frankly, I'd prefer the chatter regarding the fascinations of a compact and luscious vulva compared to a fatty monsterous equivalent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Shrinkage.
I don't even like the word 'vulva', sounds too much like Volvo, and I once had a bad experience with a Sweedish woman...
Why have hey both got i've been labotomised stares?
Sadly my cock got blew off in the war by a landmine exploding.
Luckily it left an exploding stump of 9 inches.