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    I think my penis is shrinking...

    Why would you click on this?

    Why are you interested in my penis???

    You need to take a long hard look at yourself, you fukin perve!

    Right, now I have your attention, I'd like to be gay, for the sake of me good mate Butterfuk:



    (Rawlins, stop wanking!!!)

    This thread is about beer. Specifically, wheatbeer.

    I went to Tops today, and as the missus won't let me out due to my bad behaviour, I was very happily surprised by the selection of 5 or 6 or maybe even 7 different wheat beers - what I like when I'm not on Guinness.

    I have tried a Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier. It's very nice (but I know that from drinking it at the Pintsman - where the draft Weihenstephaner weissbier is better, imho).

    I have tried a Weihenstepaner Kristall Weissbier, and it is as my pessimistic 50% thought it might be; a bit poofish and bland (I was hoping it was like a 70's classic Emmannuelle, Sylvia Krystal going at it with a 19 year old French girl, but alas not). Not impressed, but better than Thaibeers, obviously!

    Now, I am on a Krombacher Weizen (noticeable darker than the other 2 and the 2 other varieties I have waiting [yes, I've tried them all before...]), and... it's okay. Drinkable, easily - let me check the %... this one is 5.3%, but feels even lighter. The first 2 were 5.4% which feels about right (.51L bottles, fyi). The Weihenstepaner Hefe Weissber (WHW - fukin bored of typing that out, I can tell you!) is better, imo - clearly so.

    I have 2 other varieties in the fridge: the standard Pauliner and the other one that's around that I can't actually remember the name of, and I can't be bothered to go downstairs to the fridge to check... I remember them both being decent, nearly as good as the WHW (not WWE or WWF or any other gay american 'sport'! fuk off fuker if you watch that homoerotica!).

    After that, cause I got 1 bottle of these varities, I will finish the other 3 bottles of WHW (I wanted to spend only 1000 baht, and thought I remembered that this was the one to get, but also remembered that I always got too pissed to remember...).

    BTW, I had a nice invite from a sexy student today, to go away with her for a week to Nepal - should I take up on the offer? She is Nepalese, and I've never been to Nepal (20k flight from Bangkok, affordable...).

    Picture?

    Of what? Speedos? No. Why not? Because it's gay, so DD made a significant effort to tell me...

    Picture? Okay. How about this:



    It has a big head, but tastes good.



    I think he is American; he has a big head.



    Big head... my prefered route.
    How do I post these pictures???

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    drunk post ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    wheatbeer
    Gay.



    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    I went to Tops today
    Gay.



    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    Butterfuk
    Gay.



    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier
    Sehr gay.



    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    Now, I am on a Krombacher Weizen (noticeable darker than the other 2 and the 2 other varieties I have waiting [yes, I've tried them all before...]),
    Krombacher Weizen is German for "cum up my bum, whitey".



    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    WHW WWE or WWF
    Not WWJ, obviously gay.



    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    I can't be bothered to go downstairs to the fridge
    I rest my case.

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    ^ as a text analyst, should that read 'textual' or is it too close to 'sexual'?, I suspect you know no equal. I have been firmly found out (which I enjoyed and baited for, if the truth be known).

    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    drunk post ?
    Not yet, but there is ample potential for the thread to deteriotate (especially now you're here. )

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    Should rawlins be worried that you keep a picture of him and some ladyboy by your bed?


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    ^ I can hardly make them out, what with all the spunk stains...

    (I told the missus that it was my brother and his Thai wife, the picture (placed strategically at the head of the bed) gives me the opportunity to focus my energy during sex...)

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    Yes, you're right, BB - yer penis must've shrunk to next to nuthin' - along with yer brain.

    Beer, indeed - who gives a fuck..

    Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaimato
    yer penis must've shrunk to next to nuthin'
    Are you from Jamaica? (if you don't mind me asking...)



    (36AA, not me favourite cup size)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    I have 2 other varieties in the fridge: the standard Pauliner and the other one that's around that I can't actually remember the name of, and I can't be bothered to go downstairs to the fridge to check...
    Erdinger Weisbier.

    Not enjoying it actually. The WHW is much much better.

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    The last 2 (and their average taste) have rather stymied my beer evening; I think I'll save the others for tomorrow...

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    So, I might as well get back to the penis shrinking...

    After a while, a fair while of non-use due to marriage, does it get smaller. I think I remember that it used to be big, very big at times (with small hands... ), but... now, I just don't know.

    Can you help me? (not like that you fukin homo perve, what are you doing on this thread anyway!).


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    Baldrick - you is a bad man!


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    Try craning your neck and head forward and lookin OVER your gut.

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    Oh dear...

    Another penis envy referenced thread.

    Whatever.

    Carry on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    Try craning your neck and head forward and lookin OVER your gut.
    Not an easy task!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    Another penis envy referenced thread.
    I thought only women had penis envy?

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    Picture this:



    if you dare...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    Try craning your neck and head forward and lookin OVER your gut.
    Not an easy task!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    Another penis envy referenced thread.
    I thought only women had penis envy?
    As it applies to size comparison amongst us real guys....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    The last 2 (and their average taste) have rather stymied my beer evening; I think I'll save the others for tomorrow...
    yes.
    but did they shrink your cock, and if so, why not forgo tomorrow's session and rather drink a man's brew instead?

    if you suffer from a soft middle inch after too much beer, you should rather start drinking spirits.
    ...won't make your cock any harder or longer, but definitely makes you cleverer!

    fuk, you should see how clever I get with a bottle of whisky under the belt!-fukkn' know EVERYTHING, just can't remember anything in the morning, thankfully!

    seriously though: from what i can remember, erdinger is fukkn good shit.
    belgian or something, isn't it?
    beats me why belgium should be able to produce good beers, what with the shite weather and all, but they produce some really good stuff and they have hundreds of different brews to choose from.

    and some of their women are 'kkin hot, too although they speak thet shit french language, don't they!
    brrrzzzzt, brrrzzzt!
    beep!. ting, ting
    redirecting, please be patient..........:

    hello, insect!
    brrrzzzt, brrrzzzt..................

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    Major kitty says he would like to meet bettbooy at tops for a long wheatbeer and a short something else



    I will stick to trying to perfect my ginger beer. Last go was 10l water, 1kg ginger, 60g citric acid, cloves and nutmeg. very dry.... real hairs on your chest stuff. so room for improvement

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    ^ she is gorgous; I'm up for a bit of that (I seemed to have found my full and magnificent size again!)

    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar
    belgian or something, isn't it?
    Yes, it is very good.

    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar
    and some of their women are 'kkin hot,
    Some, yes; but some real mingers too.


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    Do your students have knowledge of you posting their picture on the tinternet.

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    I don't have any student pictures; that's a dangerous road that I don't wish to travel down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    I had a nice invite from a sexy student today, to go away with her for a week to Nepal
    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    the missus won't let me out due to my bad behaviour
    never mind, dream on

    I will give you a cast-iron alibi if you post some indecent pics of her

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    Ok,I'll hold my hands up,you've got a cute looking wife,gf or whatever.Hope she sticks around after you've built the shack,sorry,I mean house, for her parents.

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