Thread: Happiness is...

Happiness is....

a new chain on my chainsaw.

Instead of pushing and leaning on a reluctant dull blade the roaring engine and whirling teeth sink hungrily once more into green timber and mighty trees are smote asunder. If I sharpen the dull teeth with a rat-tail file I never get it quite right and then the saw is skewed and pulls to one side when I am bucking a log - but with clean new teeth it can be steered with precision through any obstacle



what is your definition of happiness

Are you going to kill anybody with it?

Not allowed to.

I did kill a very large cane toad with it once but it was pretty messy so I will stick to the traditional cricket bat from now on.

Who are you going to kill with a cricket bat?

Would suicide be possible?

I have never met a cane toad depressed enough to kill itself so I think the cricket bat is the go.

The aus government is trying to get rid of them so if there is a way to get them all so miserable that they can't see any point in carrying on we could be on a winner.

Cane toads could be taught to twat themselves to death with a cricket bat.

Originally Posted by Looper

what is your definition of happiness

fresh underpants.

Do cane toads get high if they lick their own armpits?

...a warm gun.

Is what Madame De Gaulle meant to say to President Kennedy when she said "I ope you have a penis all your life"

Originally Posted by Looper

Happiness is...

Getting a blow job in the morning.......

A mate just got one of them, not sure if it's exactly the same? He's well impressed with it.

Does it come in one of there spanky stackable cases?

happiness is getting up for work on a cold wet moring then realizing it's saturday.

I too got a new blade on my chainsaw today!!! Happiness, will for me be a non moaning Mother with plenty of wood to burn in the stove. Loads of noise, the smell of 2 stroke oil. covered in sawdust. Can't wait to get started.

Originally Posted by yortyiam

I too got a new blade on my chainsaw today!!! Happiness, will for me be a non moaning Mother with plenty of wood to burn in the stove. Loads of noise, the smell of 2 stroke oil. covered in sawdust. Can't wait to get started.

Life in the fast lane.

Originally Posted by yortyiam

Happiness, will for me be a non moaning Mother with plenty of wood to burn in the stove.

That sounds incestuously rude, but hey ho.

looks like i need a chainsaw

..that uncontested moment you find yourself basking on the shatter after a manic dash with a trembling sphincter.

One way!

Bangkok to London Flight Today!, 2012
Departure:00:25Bangkok, Thailand - Suvarnabhumi International
Arrival: a.s.a.p. London, United Kingdom - Heathrow, terminal 3 Airline: Thai Airways Intl TG910
Aircraft:Boeing 747-400 Fare type: 1st class hot tub with hot chick

^ Had enough already, betsy?

You haven't even experienced the Issanic filthpit yet..

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

never, never, never, never, never, NEVER, N-E-V-E-R!

...................say never.

^ & ^^^ Please kill me if I ever move to E-sarrrn!

(You could use Looper's tool...)