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    Happiness is...

    Happiness is....

    a new chain on my chainsaw.

    Instead of pushing and leaning on a reluctant dull blade the roaring engine and whirling teeth sink hungrily once more into green timber and mighty trees are smote asunder. If I sharpen the dull teeth with a rat-tail file I never get it quite right and then the saw is skewed and pulls to one side when I am bucking a log - but with clean new teeth it can be steered with precision through any obstacle



    what is your definition of happiness

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    Are you going to kill anybody with it?

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    Not allowed to.

    I did kill a very large cane toad with it once but it was pretty messy so I will stick to the traditional cricket bat from now on.

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    Who are you going to kill with a cricket bat?

    Would suicide be possible?

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    I have never met a cane toad depressed enough to kill itself so I think the cricket bat is the go.

    The aus government is trying to get rid of them so if there is a way to get them all so miserable that they can't see any point in carrying on we could be on a winner.

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    Cane toads could be taught to twat themselves to death with a cricket bat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    what is your definition of happiness

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    fresh underpants.

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    Do cane toads get high if they lick their own armpits?

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    ...a warm gun.

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    Is what Madame De Gaulle meant to say to President Kennedy when she said "I ope you have a penis all your life"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    Happiness is...
    Getting a blow job in the morning.......

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    A mate just got one of them, not sure if it's exactly the same? He's well impressed with it.

    Does it come in one of there spanky stackable cases?


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    happiness is getting up for work on a cold wet moring then realizing it's saturday.

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    I too got a new blade on my chainsaw today!!! Happiness, will for me be a non moaning Mother with plenty of wood to burn in the stove. Loads of noise, the smell of 2 stroke oil. covered in sawdust. Can't wait to get started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yortyiam View Post
    I too got a new blade on my chainsaw today!!! Happiness, will for me be a non moaning Mother with plenty of wood to burn in the stove. Loads of noise, the smell of 2 stroke oil. covered in sawdust. Can't wait to get started.
    Life in the fast lane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yortyiam
    Happiness, will for me be a non moaning Mother with plenty of wood to burn in the stove.
    That sounds incestuously rude, but hey ho.


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    looks like i need a chainsaw

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    ..that uncontested moment you find yourself basking on the shatter after a manic dash with a trembling sphincter.

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    One way!

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    Arrival: a.s.a.p. London, United Kingdom - Heathrow, terminal 3 Airline: Thai Airways Intl TG910
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    ^ Had enough already, betsy?

    You haven't even experienced the Issanic filthpit yet..

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    ^ never, never, never, never, never, NEVER, N-E-V-E-R!

    BTW, work is paying for a trip back to London in July, maybe I should just use the first part of the ticket and not return...mmm, maybe I'll start searching for a job, in London, stating mid July...
    How do I post these pictures???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    never, never, never, never, never, NEVER, N-E-V-E-R!
    ...................say never.

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    ^ & ^^^ Please kill me if I ever move to E-sarrrn!

    (You could use Looper's tool...)

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